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In the old years of the Wild West, before trains flew in the sky like rockets and before the sharks rose up from the ocean, there was only one man on earth. And his name was Cowboy Candycane.
Cowboy Candycane wandered the vast dirt/sand ocean of planet earth for many years, many many long, horrid years. So many years in fact, that numbers can not count them and words just go "aw fuck that."
Until... Until he found the box.
Sitting there.
In the middle of nowhere Amongst life death polo shirts martyr's and runny noses. Just a box.
Being of a curious sort, Cowboy Candycane opened the box.
And out came screaming out a harmonious cacophony of voice and sound.
And this is what it said.
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BUT! In all seriousness.
Cowboy Candycane is the amalgamation of two faces and minds - one from a very boring part of California and the other from a very boring part of Florida. Through the wonders of the enabling series of tubes we call the internet, these two faces have been able to merge their soulsss with the devil of music.
Cowboy Candycane is as following:
William Clark - Hates his name. Makes samples. Mashes them up. Does some singing here and there. Messes about with FL Studio, Reaktor, Reason, and a handful of other softwares.
Zach Giberson - May or may not hate his name, who knows. Makes some samples too. Throws them in a blender to get crunched, and adds in some cilantro for good flair. Does some singing and/or mumbling here and there, and messes about with FL Studio and some other things.