It all began in 1989 when the doctors cut open my mother's stomach to reveal what both looked like a naked, screaming monkey. It was not a monkey, though, it was me.

My name is Joey Pfeifer. I'm 17 years old, wishing I was 23. I'm living in Orange County, wishing I didn't. I have just over a year of highschool left, and then off to the rest of my life.

I like to read, write, take pictures. I'm always wishing I had the mind of a philosopher because, well, that would be awesome.

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