I will tell you this: pizzicato violins will get a man every time.

Who knew, dear friends,

that one head

could hold so much phlegm?

Divers

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The intelligent man is always thirsty. He stretches his gaze ever outward; he is never satisfied with his body of experience, but instead pushes his horizons as far as resources will allow. He raises himself above …