Bryan Culver
I fix *, I make *, I know *
NovemberNov 27 Friday Fri 09
My thoughts on religion: If you can light it, you can smoke it.
Thanksgiving should be renamed to Black Friday Fuel Up Day.
NovemberNov 26 Thursday Thu 09
Two Thanksgivings today.
NovemberNov 25 Wednesday Wed 09
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If I decline more than 3 times to hang out, I probably don't want to hang out.
NovemberNov 24 Tuesday Tue 09
My dad forgets my skill set sometimes. He was on the phone for an hour and half with a dead BlackBerry. I fixed in 10 minutes.
Mmm... DayQuil
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NovemberNov 23 Monday Mon 09
My version of a joke: Making strong coffee without telling anyone.
Apparently it's wrong to think people are stupid and they should admit it.
NovemberNov 21 Saturday Sat 09
Dexter's wife plays FBI agent in BS2. And she's HOT!
"I'm so fucking smart I make smart people look fucking retarded." BS2
waiting to see Boondock Saints 2.
I'm liking Seesmic on the Blackberry. Needs grammar and spell check though.
NovemberNov 20 Friday Fri 09