DecemberDec 1 Tuesday 09
If Trekkies were more organized they'd be the Catholic Church. Shatner would be their pope.
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You'd think Jamaican food would taste a lot better. Who gets high and wants jerk chicken?
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Why are motorsports dominated by white people? I can't think of one single black tractor pull champion.
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If the US bought all the rail lines and rented them back to the train co's, railroads would have the potential to become more relevant.
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Writing isn't stressful, but it does require the right environment. In general, that means solitude.
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If any of this first term agenda stuff finds success, maybe Obama can tackle prison reform in term 2.
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At one point, MS was excited to be rolling out "Clippy" across the whole OS. They called it MS Agent. Webpages could invoke agent too.
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Today is the first day of Munting Season. Get on it.
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Does sleeping in count towards commute time? If so, I've been commuting for like 5 hours today.
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Fall at Chez Curtis: http://twitpic.com/rqt8y
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Turning them inside out or wearing them backwards doesn't count as changing them. #underwearrules
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RT @darkroomRYAN: RT @dhsteinberg: Email chain between client and logo designer. Funniest thing I've seen in a while. http://bit.ly/7xAg74
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Ugh. Just found out there's an A-Team movie with Liam Neeson as Hannibal in the works. http://bit.ly/4ZMm7
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I'm hoping they find a cure for AIDS so everyone can wait in line for death their whole lives like the rest of us.
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First off AIDS isn't God's punishment. It's his reward. Gets people to heaven faster.
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NovemberNov 30 Monday 09
The Edward R. Murrow of weathermen. #goodbadideas
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Tom Sietta Dodge moved to Pahrump. Who the hell moves to Pahrump?
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Greatest American Hero starring Owen Wilson directed by Wes Anderson #goodbadideas
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Having a name like Johnny Turbo. #thingsthatwerecoolforlessthan1minuteinthe80's
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Disappointingly infrequently, too little benefit comes from the list of people you do not know.
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