Posted on May 23, 2009
As posted on myspace.com:
Well maybe emergency is an overstatement. I was listening to Huntsville Sessions the other night when D.B., or Ben, or David, or Jackass, or what ever the hell you want to call him awkwardly came into my room. He paused and turned his head as if sniffing the air with his ear. "What is this crap you're listening to?" He asked me.
"It's you. It's your Huntsville Sessions."
His jaw dropped in horror... and he went on a rant of which I will sum up here...
When Huntsville Sessions was recorded, the musician in question more or less just sat in front of the microphone and recorded, then left everything else up to us... his loving record company. Had he taken the time to listen to the playbacks... ever... he may have heard what we thought was a good job... which in his words is 'an atrocity affronted on the ears of the innocent.' So he has demanded we do a product recall. He has reiterated over and over again that the most important thing is that no one has been seriously injured. If you have, please contact us immediately at hobopants@hotmail.com where we will make amends with a small settlement. To further protect yourself and your loved ones:
if you received Huntsville Sessions on or before the night of 5/23/09 it is recommended that you destroy the following songs...
Track One- Of Rats and Kings
Track Three- Curse of Joshua Brown
and
Track Seven- The Junction
These can be replaced by three newer recordings posted at www.virb.com/dbrouse
Just click on the MP3 button and they will automatically become accessible and hopefully reverse some of the 'damage' that has been done.
He wants to go back over the other recordings and fix them sonically with techni-color X-Ray 3-D infrared computers... but as the masters are in a lock box buried 7 feet below a corn field, he will not have access to them until the harvest. We'll keep you posted. Make Good Choices.
Pinto Recording Headquarters
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