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    <description><![CDATA[Get that trendy shit out of my face. Clean, and advertisement multi colored. Get out of my face, with that creepy shit. Go to the fucking hype store and buy something clever, and maybe even a touch of retro to fill the empty void. Image is drug, reflection when it leaps into their eyes in the mirror and sees itself, looking back at itself flaunting its hip styles and slang. Your attitude neither eminates the principle of freedom, nor expresses the ultimate pain of the suffering human being in the moment of emotional death, nor the burning rage of justice which this exites.

I peel my face back and it is a supercane of blood, violently bubbling, raging, swirling and convoulsing, encopassing vision and contorting, dividing smoothly into slender clay strands, vacuuming life into oblivion by the raised hand, which is situated in divine gesture and is a shaddow, the arms of which are slender and well-proportioned. I am the creek paddler to paddle souls to another realm who is without command so as to allow all to wander free upon the surface of the Earth, forever cukoo birds spinning around a space clock, forging stone and steel, mending cloth, offering thier work to their dieties whom they turn shaddows on in the daylight, and whose arms are outstretched to offer food to ancient dying gods. Into thier eyes, deep and recognizable is sorrow...in these which bear a fragment of the secret of time, the origin of life, and the entire pain of a human bieng. Remove this fear of another person, of change, of the gaze of a person into the soul, into the eyes of neglect that locked a fragmented bloated face down into their heart, guarded by a deep rationality tainted with brief yet devestating gaps in logic and understanding.

Destroy the torturous gnomes of the nether realm. I am he who has fallen victem to the cliffs of the hungry Nephylgar, seen the ancient writings indecipherable, witnessed the flash of the nuclear weapon, drank from the cup which bore the blood of the innocent, and touchhed the face of the slimy blue creature. I alone feared not the android cyclops as his red gaze pierced my eye at the grocery store. I am he who watched as his body was ripped limb from limb by the hounds of hell.

The following physical copies of my music are available. I accept decent albums, movies, and anything interesting you have to trade for a Destroyifyer CD.

seccond Destroyifyer album, Violet Celestial Serpent. destroyifyer@yahoo.com, trades only
17 tracks or something featuring: Violet Celestial Serpent, Snakewhore, Vimana Dogfight, many more monstrosities.

first Destroyifyer album, Three Snake Tree. destroyifyer@yahoo.com, trades only
19 tracks or something featuring: SnakeTree, Escalator of Death, Skyborne Island Debris, Brain_Frequency, Voice_One...

first first Destroyifyer album, Destroyifyer, destroyifyer@yahoo.com, trades only
21 or so tracks featuring : Magic Happy Unicorn, Magic Tree By The Sea, Symphony of the Living horizon, and all sorts of crazy shit.

random Destroyifyer album, compiled from hundreds of "ancient vault" tracks, destroyifyer@yahoo.com, trades only.
As many tracks as I can fit on a blank CD featuring : Face Killer, Time Torture, and Tower of Destruction (just kidding I made all those titles up)

P.s. if you are a hippie then please die because you are retarded

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      <description><![CDATA[I posted a new song called Black Sun Creatures (blow up Mt. Everest remix). I hope you all enjoy this one, it's a nice little mega fuck of Creatures Unchained, altogether completely different, and has nothing to do with the original song save a couple of little details. 



Features lemmings getting screwed with chainsaws a butterknives slowly inserted into a spewing geyser of zit pus. =()]]></description>
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      <title>Destroyifyer's greeting to Virb.com</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Hi, I'm Destroyifyer. I enjoy making electronic music, and have refined my techniques over the years. Strangely I wind up using worse and worse equipment as the years go by! Ha ha ha, but you have to work with what you have got! I confess, my computer is my instrument of choice, but occasionally I will use a second hand keyboard which, always winds up chopped and phased on my computer. 

     I believe that mathematics is an important part of making electronic music. Lately I have become more 1-2-3-4 with my music, constantly working with halves and doubles, 1/4ths, 16ths, 32nds...not to mention 64ths, 128ths, and 256ths...oh, and I almost forgot, 512ths and 1024ths. 

     Although I completely lack any musical training (listen to my music HA HA!) I've developed my own sense of sound as I grow. I once told a friend "I wouldn't trade my shitty guitar skills for any classical guitar training ever!" And I meant that, on account of the fact that, If I would have learned notes, and scales, and chords, then where would the invention come in? It might not sound good, but what is good compared to new?

Later on!

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      <title>Another ass load of songs uploaded.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I have uploaded a bunch of songs for your listening pleasures. Most of these are rather old, so excuse the poor quality, although I am pleased with the antique sound of my "ancient" songs. I hope you enjoy listening to them as much as I enjoyed making them.

Have fun, take care, see ya later, goodbye, drive safe

Destroyifyer]]></description>
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