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Devon Sloan

16 years old

Hollywood, CA

Female

About

not much to say. your average 8th grader. i dance, play field hockey, and dont do much homework. i tend to get okay grades, but because i do well on the tests.

my best friends are claudia and angela. mostly claudia, though. angela can be... uh... difficult. she's tall and blonde and a model and she thinks she's big shit. claudia is cool, though. she's a bit shy. i'm shy too, but most people tend to think i'm stuck up.

my dad is a Navy SEAL. he's always out on missions or something. usually just a few days to a week. other times longer. he doesnt tell me what he goes out for, though. it kinda sucks cause i so want to know. it sucks that he doesnt trust me. it's not like i'd tell anyone or anything. whatever.

my mom is a bitch. i think. i haven't seen her in forever. if it weren't for pictures and some home videos, i wouldn't remember what she looks like at all.

no grandparents on either side. my dad's mom and dad are dead, i think. and i haven't seen my mom's since before she left. if i ever saw them. i definitely dont remember them. the glasses i'm wearing in my profile pic were my mom's mom's. i think. i really dont know. i just know that she wore them back in the 60s. i'd wear them around, but they are prescription and they hurt my eyes.

i like to go shooting with my dad. obviously he has all sorts of guns. he takes me to the range and we shoot. handguns are okay, but i really like shooting the 9mm police carbine rifle and my dads MP5SD6. it's pretty badass. full auto!

anyway. i guess that's me. pretty boring. oh... i really like jap snacks too. toppo, mochi, boba... and fake jap snacks, like pinkberry. i also like sushi. i'm kinda jappo-centric. i DO NOT like karaoke, though.

okay. that's it.

(and no, i dont speak french. i babelfished it)

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Jun 20, 2007

my zoo

yes, i have a zoo, duh. are you really surprised?
here are some of the aminals in my zoo.

this is wentworth wombat.


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wolfie.


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the toyger triplets.


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second cousin of the triplets, vincent the liger.


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three legged shepherd …

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Jun 12, 2007

swedish fish are from canada. . .

shocking, but true. which leads me to wonder why they are called swedish fish. shouldnt they be called canadian fish? maybe the fellow who invented them was swedish. . .who knows.
swedish or canadian they are tasty none the less.
if anyone can tell me why they are …

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May 2, 2007

who's seen the boondock saints?

well i have, and thank god for that.
saw it for the first time, yesterday and i LOVED it. my world is a little bit brighter now that i've seen that movie (and i would like to thank my buddy who recommended it to me)
:D

okay, im done.
just wanted to share my happy news.

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Celso - CSO, Aug 22, 2007:

Hi Devon!
Nice your new profile!
Love

Axel de Vries, Aug 20, 2007:

Hey Devon, I play field hockey too, accept I play it in Holland. Nice thing to see hockeyers @ virb, we should start a hockey Group here.

jenna summer, Aug 9, 2007:

devon!devon! cuteness,awesomeness!!

EvenlyRose, Aug 1, 2007:

hey your profile picture is awesome!

Alex, Jul 31, 2007:

Yo -- I'm actually feeling much better today. Partly it's because I've lined up some substitute work for next week, and partly it's because I have a couple of other things brewing -- but, at the moment, it's mostly because I finally got around to doing that profile design I promised you. Check it ouuuuuuuut.

jenna summer, Jul 30, 2007:

Jenna rubbed the magical bottle. To her surprise a Genie popped out!!

Pendel Entertainment, Jul 29, 2007:

Thank you for adding me!

Kostas

jenna summer, Jul 25, 2007:

yea..yea..it's amazing. your wish will come true. trust me :p

Alex, Jul 25, 2007:

Hi, Devon -- what's up? I haven't forgotten about my offer to design a page for you, for the record, but the summer has me feeling pretty lame, and I've had a hard time getting started with just about everything on my "to-do" list lately (I've barely even begun looking for a new job). In the meantime, I wanted to say hello. How are things in Hollywood? I hope you're having a nice summer.

jenna summer, Jul 23, 2007:

it's raining hardcore outside and is very windy but it's actually kinda warm. my stomach plays punk rock. im starving.

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