Mustache Grade/Level/Terminology
1 comment | posted Aug 19
Originally posted at Dick Montana Blog
Being a cop isn't easy. Neither is being a brain surgeon. However, brain surgeons don't have to worry about looking their best. They wear green all the time. So technically, I'm better. They worry about green, I worry about my mustache.
A Battle of Epic Extortions
1 comment | posted Jul 26
Originally posted at Dick Montana Blog
With completion of the movie, I'm able to work a little bit more. Last night I was going for a usual "patrol walk" as I like to call it. It's basically me walking through the city looking for trouble...and I usually find it.
Churchill's Chicken
post a comment | posted Jul 20
Originally posted at Dick Montana Blog
There are 5 things that an officer of the law needs to survive.
It's a wrap!
post a comment | posted Jul 4
Originally posted at Dick Montana Blog
Sorry about the lack of post's these last few weeks but I wanted to wait until July 4th (Dick Montana's birthday) to announce that ...
Abduction PSA
post a comment | posted Jun 29
Originally posted at Dick Montana Blog
Well we all know that the problem right now isn't bomb threats on air planes or even child abduction...but you never know when it will be. So we made a PSA to help children understand the dangers of strangers. Remember America you heard it here fir...
Marriage
post a comment | posted Jun 17
Originally posted at Dick Montana Blog
Today in the station, the Chief called me into his office to discuss the paperwork I've been turning in. Apparently, he noticed that I've been making the Rookie do my paperwork, as well as butter my bagel, steam my laundry, and pay for my ticket to...
Freedom with your hands!
1 comment | posted Jun 5
Originally posted at Dick Montana Blog
America isn't so smooth anymore. Who is to blame? Criminals are to blame, Chuck. Criminals are to blame.
Water Missions
2 comments | posted May 31
Originally posted at Dick Montana Blog
Some say underwater missions should be left to the navy, or even Aquaman. I say otherwise. The law knows no boundaries. Like water. I received an anonymous tip that somebody was smuggling special documents by aquatic undertows. I did what I could, ...
Ice Cream Day
post a comment | posted May 29
Originally posted at Dick Montana Blog
Well...it finally happend. I have recieved my first endorsement deal. I am now the official spokesman for "Freedom's Choice Ice-Cream" They loved the "How to Fist Fight like Dick Montana" instructional vhs tape so much that they wanted to see my fa...
Smoking PSA
post a comment | posted May 21
Originally posted at Dick Montana Blog
As promised here is the second PSA (I think of six) that Dick Montana has made for the public.