Water Missions

Some say underwater missions should be left to the navy, or even Aquaman. I say otherwise. The law knows no boundaries. Like water. I received an anonymous tip that somebody was smuggling special documents by aquatic undertows. I did what I could, I went underwater to …

Ice Cream Day

Well...it finally happend. I have recieved my first endorsement deal. I am now the official spokesman for "Freedom's Choice Ice-Cream" They loved the "How to Fist Fight like Dick Montana" instructional vhs tape so much that they wanted to see my face on their Ice-cream.

Smoking PSA

As promised here is the second PSA (I think of six) that Dick Montana has made for the public.

Uh...Meh

Hello, I really have a lot to post... I'm serious, but I have none post-ready. Soon we will have some more P.S.A's and even some special footage of Dick Montana.

Know Your Enemy

Sometimes being a cop is about knowing your enemy. It's not always about destroying the crime, but it mostly its. Sometimes you need to research exactly what you're fighting against so Left-Hand Larry isn't getting shot in the knees again.

Aids P.S.A.

Well Montana and the Rookie were commissioned to raise awareness of aids in America and help keep the community safe. Dick took the idea and ran with it...soon we had a 6 P.S.A. deal with Mauricio Smithini and barely any pay.

The Dangers of the Sun

So its about that time of the year again when all of you youngsters like to go outside and enjoy the glorious weather. Well I'm here to warn you about the evils of the sun, and the dangers you face from it.

"Oven Mitts"

May, ridiculous May. A time for flowers and a time for pain. Chief called me with an important distress. You see one of my most despised and worst designed enemies "Oven Mitts" was released from the Asylum and placed in my city. His name is Chester Vail but he now goes …

Blog info and news

Hello and Welcome to the Official Dick Montana blog. Here is the basic news and rules of the blog. Check them out!

Dinner with Hinder

Yeah I was bored so I went out to dinner with Hinder. That's right Hinder the all American band.

Crane Factory

So Dick and I had a hot lead...or hlead at the crane factory downtown. We showed up around 10am and I got the briefing from Dick. Apparently Death R. Wreckington started smuggling "smart cranes" to Cuba

Bloody Gymnasts!

Usually when I'm chasing a criminal he'll have a few henchmen come out and try their moves. Most of the time they're ninjas. Today they were gymnasts.

Tom Selleck?

How to Fist Fight like Dick Montana!

While on duty I had to accompany Rookie to his stupid video presentation something. I don't remember what it is. Don't care either.

How to Throw Knives Like The Rookie!

So I finally had a chance to work with Mauricio Smithini! He just finished up his Swedish carpenter epic about Dorif Brazin and now he's here to shoot my Instructional knives video!

Moving Forward!

Well there has been two shoots recently and I can't tell you how good it feels to come closer to the end of this project. We recently shot the Donuts shop and Tech lab scenes. So heres a little bit of info on what we have been up to.