MayMay 10 Saturday 08
Episode 1 up for download!
A Clip Full of Vengeance:The Life of Dick Montana episode 1 is up for download. You can get it here. Thanks for all of your support and I hope you enjoy the movie.
AprilApr 22 Tuesday 08
STAAAAANWWIIIIIIX!!!!!
This week was a horrible one. I was quietly minding my own business,
making fun of The Rookie's eharmony account (I'll get to next week)
when I receive an IM from Duff Stanwix.
AprilApr 15 Tuesday 08
I'm Sorry, Best Friends.
I have to be honest with you. Ever since my movie premiere I've been
quite nervous about showing my face around town. I'm sure you
understand because being a movie star is hard work. And you deserve
some type of explanation as to why I haven't posted.
FebruaryFeb 13 Wednesday 08
Post Premiere News
Well we had the premiere and things seemed to go pretty well. We have had a great response and some very insightful input. We are finishing/polishing the audio now to get the movie ready for its online release and DVD.
JanuaryJan 2 Wednesday 08
Premiere Date and Poster
Okay, I was staying away from announcing the premiere on the blog until i was 100% sure everything was perfect but things rarely are in this business. So here is some juicy info for the people dedicated enough to visit this site. (we appreciate you...BFF's)
NovemberNov 24 Saturday 07
Trailer 2!11!1
So its been about a year since the first trailer was released. The second is a drastic step up.
OctoberOct 29 Monday 07
Thursday Night Fights
TNF. I don't watch television. No time for it. However, I've been hearing a lot about Thursday Night Fights. Men fighting like bears to win belts. I'm not exactly one for fighting in a form not to put some scumbag in the hole, but I guess I'll take a look.
OctoberOct 15 Monday 07
Exploding on Command
Did the title fool you? Gotcha. I don't know how to explode on command. Well, maybe I do. But not for fans. For America. Do you believe me? You shouldn't. I'm kidding again. Anyways, this week has been very exciting for me. As I was grocery shopping I ran into an old …
SeptemberSep 23 Sunday 07
Happy Birthday America.
Dear America,
Your birthday is July 4th. You know this, I know this, America knows this. However, it's September and no reason not to celebrate. I celebrate every morning....in my dreams.
SeptemberSep 4 Tuesday 07
Great News! I think.
Well we are pretty much done with production... In theory. I have edited and color corrected all of the feature. Now I am finalizing a lot of the color correction and waiting for some things. But thats the problem...
AugustAug 19 Sunday 07
Mustache Grade/Level/Terminology
Being a cop isn't easy. Neither is being a brain surgeon. However, brain surgeons don't have to worry about looking their best. They wear green all the time. So technically, I'm better. They worry about green, I worry about my mustache.
JulyJul 26 Thursday 07
A Battle of Epic Extortions
With completion of the movie, I'm able to work a little bit more. Last night I was going for a usual "patrol walk" as I like to call it. It's basically me walking through the city looking for trouble...and I usually find it.
JulyJul 20 Friday 07
Churchill's Chicken
There are 5 things that an officer of the law needs to survive.
JulyJul 4 Wednesday 07
It's a wrap!
Sorry about the lack of post's these last few weeks but I wanted to wait until July 4th (Dick Montana's birthday) to announce that ...
JuneJun 29 Friday 07
Abduction PSA
Well we all know that the problem right now isn't bomb threats on air planes or even child abduction...but you never know when it will be. So we made a PSA to help children understand the dangers of strangers. Remember America you heard it here first!
JuneJun 17 Sunday 07
Marriage
Today in the station, the Chief called me into his office to discuss the paperwork I've been turning in. Apparently, he noticed that I've been making the Rookie do my paperwork, as well as butter my bagel, steam my laundry, and pay for my ticket to the new amusement …
JuneJun 5 Tuesday 07
Freedom with your hands!
America isn't so smooth anymore. Who is to blame? Criminals are to blame, Chuck. Criminals are to blame.
MayMay 31 Thursday 07
Water Missions
Some say underwater missions should be left to the navy, or even Aquaman. I say otherwise. The law knows no boundaries. Like water. I received an anonymous tip that somebody was smuggling special documents by aquatic undertows. I did what I could, I went underwater to …
MayMay 29 Tuesday 07
Ice Cream Day
Well...it finally happend. I have recieved my first endorsement deal. I am now the official spokesman for "Freedom's Choice Ice-Cream" They loved the "How to Fist Fight like Dick Montana" instructional vhs tape so much that they wanted to see my face on their Ice-cream.
MayMay 21 Monday 07
Smoking PSA
As promised here is the second PSA (I think of six) that Dick Montana has made for the public.