FebruaryFeb 29 Friday 08
Good fucking god one more suicidal tweet and I'm unfollowing @confession.
Waiting for my sushi so I can get my nom nom on Japanese style!
FebruaryFeb 28 Thursday 08
Geez, following @confession is fucking depressing.
FebruaryFeb 27 Wednesday 08
Hey dumbfuck. Wash your hands after you take a piss, not before. Classy.
Chicken teriyaki. Nom nom nom...
Gym, then lasagna inhalation.
Watch out Irvine. It's fucking ON.
FebruaryFeb 21 Thursday 08
If there were such thing as a phlegm bank I'd be donor of the month.
Emerging from a phone booth as Supergeek.
Dude, I REALLY want a Churro right now.
Wondering why we tolerate stupidity.
FebruaryFeb 16 Saturday 08
Using Snitter for now because Twhirl isn't receiving Tweets right now. Teknikul difikulteez. I haz dem.
FebruaryFeb 14 Thursday 08
Here's a new law. If you're on your cell phone while you're driving I get to shoot you in the fucking face.
FebruaryFeb 13 Wednesday 08
Wondering why my left index finger has been feeling weird the past couple of days.
FebruaryFeb 8 Friday 08
Adam Levine, Chad Hugo & Mos Def - Frontin' / Bonita Applebum
I like this version better.
*Activates Penetradar*
Was told I'm an unpleasant person in the morning. No shit.