April 2008
AprilApr 30 Wednesday 08
Wondering if I should have bought GTA IV instead of Mario Kart Wii.
Wondering if I should have bought GTA IV instead of Mario Kart Wii.
AprilApr 29 Tuesday 08
How annoyed am I with people today? I feel like asking a homeless dude if he can change a 5,...
How annoyed am I with people today? I feel like asking a homeless dude if he can change a 5, that's how annoyed.
OK, car with handicap plates parked in the nearest NON-handicap spot? Not cool. Yeah, I fucking said...
OK, car with handicap plates parked in the nearest NON-handicap spot? Not cool. Yeah, I fucking said it.
AprilApr 28 Monday 08
Speakerphone in the bathroom stall while you're taking a shit? Are you serious?
Speakerphone in the bathroom stall while you're taking a shit? Are you serious?
AprilApr 27 Sunday 08
Narcoleptic Cat
Narcoleptic Cat: Boone gets snoozy when the desk light warms up his little brain too fast.
AprilApr 25 Friday 08
Fuck, burned my hand while washing them. Water should not be that fucking hot in the work bathroom....
Fuck, burned my hand while washing them. Water should not be that fucking hot in the work bathroom. FUCK!
Smack Off 2008.
Smack Off 2008.
Facebook chatting. Feels unnatural.
Facebook chatting. Feels unnatural.
AprilApr 23 Wednesday 08
If I walk in off the street, I get any refurbed PDA phone free, but if I'm a customer for over...
If I walk in off the street, I get any refurbed PDA phone free, but if I'm a customer for over 10 years I pay full price. Fuck you AT&T.
AprilApr 20 Sunday 08
Holy shit, there are a LOT of hot moms at the bowling alley on Saturdays.
Holy shit, there are a LOT of hot moms at the bowling alley on Saturdays.
I wish I lived in a major city. So much cool stuff seems to be happening in cities not names...
I wish I lived in a major city. So much cool stuff seems to be happening in cities not names Sacramento.
"I want some of your brown sugar..." Thank you Pandora.
"I want some of your brown sugar..." Thank you Pandora.
There should be a siren that goes off whenever someone walks out of the bathroom without washing...
There should be a siren that goes off whenever someone walks out of the bathroom without washing their hands. Seriously people.
AprilApr 18 Friday 08
Who's going to the spring party? Anyone?
Who's going to the spring party? Anyone?
For those wondering: http://www.sacspringparty.com. Yes, it's a Sac function. Yes, we say...
For those wondering: http://www.sacspringparty.com. Yes, it's a Sac function. Yes, we say "hella" a lot.
OVERHEARD: building employee referring to a peach as "pee-yotch"
OVERHEARD: building employee referring to a peach as "pee-yotch"
Look, I get it, you're crossing the street. Now hurry the fuck up.
Look, I get it, you're crossing the street. Now hurry the fuck up.
Screaming for a penis vs. screaming at a penis. VERY different.
Screaming for a penis vs. screaming at a penis. VERY different.
AprilApr 16 Wednesday 08
If you didn't already know, @Adora is the hottest AND coolest tech girl out there right now....
If you didn't already know, @Adora is the hottest AND coolest tech girl out there right now. Just saying.