May 2008
MayMay 30 Friday 08
Anyone have a Brightkite invite? My curiosity finally reached DEFCON 5.
Anyone have a Brightkite invite? My curiosity finally reached DEFCON 5.
MayMay 29 Thursday 08
Does anything kill a boner faster than a hot chick putting a cigarette up to her lips?
Does anything kill a boner faster than a hot chick putting a cigarette up to her lips?
MayMay 24 Saturday 08
Bomb threat at work and now I'm paying 4.15 for gas. Welcome to California bitches.
Bomb threat at work and now I'm paying 4.15 for gas. Welcome to California bitches.
MayMay 23 Friday 08
HA! My voicemail transcribed "call me on my cell" into a text message as "coming...
HA! My voicemail transcribed "call me on my cell" into a text message as "coming on myself". L O fucking L.
MayMay 20 Tuesday 08
Shit. I have to consider getting an iPhone now. Shit.
Shit. I have to consider getting an iPhone now. Shit.
MayMay 18 Sunday 08
Watching the AOTS fat show on TiVo. Best episode evarr!!!
Watching the AOTS fat show on TiVo. Best episode evarr!!!
MayMay 16 Friday 08
http://twitpic.com/13pu <- Gay baby thief t-shirt prototype
http://twitpic.com/13pu <- Gay baby thief t-shirt prototype
MayMay 14 Wednesday 08
Whoa, I didn't know TwitPic comments automatically post replies in Twitter.
Whoa, I didn't know TwitPic comments automatically post replies in Twitter.
Oh, she's saying "bizarre". All this time I thought my boss was cool because she...
Oh, she's saying "bizarre". All this time I thought my boss was cool because she was saying the word "bar" like rappers would say it.
MayMay 13 Tuesday 08
Today feels like it's going to go on forever. Kinda like Duck Hunt for NES.
Today feels like it's going to go on forever. Kinda like Duck Hunt for NES.
MayMay 9 Friday 08
My redefining of TGIF: Thank God It Flushed
My redefining of TGIF: Thank God It Flushed
MayMay 8 Thursday 08
Totally just coughed and farted at the same time. I never noticed that you naturally tighten up your...
Totally just coughed and farted at the same time. I never noticed that you naturally tighten up your butthole when you cough.
MayMay 6 Tuesday 08
The trailer for The Strangers really creeped me the fuck out, like on a "I'm glad I...
The trailer for The Strangers really creeped me the fuck out, like on a "I'm glad I wasn't trying to hold a bowel movement just then" level.
Sushi for Cinco. CIP and 2nd Sat. up next...
Sushi for Cinco. CIP and 2nd Sat. up next...
MayMay 5 Monday 08
Lost sleep over the Sharks' loss last night. Literally. That was a long fucking game.
Lost sleep over the Sharks' loss last night. Literally. That was a long fucking game.
STILL watching the Sharks.
STILL watching the Sharks.
MayMay 2 Friday 08
Downloaded Taskbar Shuffle so I can reorder my XP taskbar items. OCD. I has it.
Downloaded Taskbar Shuffle so I can reorder my XP taskbar items. OCD. I has it.