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JanuaryJan 17 Saturday 09
Why the fuck does it smell like vomit in here all of a sudden?
Why the fuck does it smell like vomit in here all of a sudden?
I'm at Streets of London Pub - http://bkite.com/03MNj
I'm at Streets of London Pub - http://bkite.com/03MNj
While reading Twitter iPhone app blog posts, came across a comment where Twitterrific was misspelled...
While reading Twitter iPhone app blog posts, came across a comment where Twitterrific was misspelled as Titterrific. LOL'd.
JanuaryJan 16 Friday 09
Finally got an iPhone. Welcome to 2007.
Finally got an iPhone. Welcome to 2007.
JanuaryJan 15 Thursday 09
I'm at Pine Cove Tavern - http://bkite.com/03JIf
I'm at Pine Cove Tavern - http://bkite.com/03JIf
My left testicle is sore and will continue to be so tomorrow. Painful.
My left testicle is sore and will continue to be so tomorrow. Painful.
Left ball, right arm both sore as hell. Ironically not from overmasturbation.
Left ball, right arm both sore as hell. Ironically not from overmasturbation.
JanuaryJan 14 Wednesday 09
I'm at Boys & Girls Club of America - http://bkite.com/03JAR
I'm at Boys & Girls Club of America - http://bkite.com/03JAR
My co-worker's baby is due on Friday the 13th. She refuses to name it Jason. Missed...
My co-worker's baby is due on Friday the 13th. She refuses to name it Jason. Missed opportunity, if you ask me.
I'm going to try using the word "dollop" more. And I'm also going to try and...
I'm going to try using the word "dollop" more. And I'm also going to try and replace the word "pants" with "trousers" in my vocab as well.
Zhane's "Hey Mr. DJ" is one of the greatest party/club anthems of all time.
Zhane's "Hey Mr. DJ" is one of the greatest party/club anthems of all time.
Mary, Mary. Why ya buggin?
Mary, Mary. Why ya buggin?
Dr. Kelso saying "I'm like Norm in this bitch" totally made my night.
Dr. Kelso saying "I'm like Norm in this bitch" totally made my night.
JanuaryJan 13 Tuesday 09
I have just been informed that a man was spotted wearing Uggs and pink sunglasses.
I have just been informed that a man was spotted wearing Uggs and pink sunglasses.
One of the few reasons I like Lil Wayne: His coining of the term "panty pie".
One of the few reasons I like Lil Wayne: His coining of the term "panty pie".
ZOMFG I never realized Chris Hardwick (high priest of geekery) used to host Singled Out. Ugh, less...
ZOMFG I never realized Chris Hardwick (high priest of geekery) used to host Singled Out. Ugh, less VH1, more Nyquil.
JanuaryJan 12 Monday 09
My left index finger hurts. Like I slept on it wrong or something.
My left index finger hurts. Like I slept on it wrong or something.
Note to self: Before calling Comcast to report an Internet outage, check to see if the modem is...
Note to self: Before calling Comcast to report an Internet outage, check to see if the modem is actually turned on.
Didn't have to leave town after all. Don't know about 2nd Saturday, though. Anyone...
Didn't have to leave town after all. Don't know about 2nd Saturday, though. Anyone going?