Hullo. Some of you might recognise from a Mid-90's Japanese RPG Game. Others would know me from whoring myself all over the internets aaaand Tokoroa.
I'm currently in the states in search of the magical land of blueberries. Apparently it's like Kiwifruit land without the taps that hang in the air but water still hangs out of them, how the hell does that work? The only logical explanation is some sort of Hydrogen/Oxygen Electrolysis type device and I highly doubt ANYONE in Te Puke would have even heard of that.
I do a bunch of other stuff too..
Sep 19, 2007
We'd been in Italy hardly 20 minutes before I decided to assume a new persona as a street-fighting super hero. As we were carting our luggage along the train station - notoriously pick-pocket goldmines - a cry of "Stop! Thief!" was made by a man on the other side of the …
Sep 8, 2007
If you're going to visit another country, it's probably not the best idea to do it on a hangover, even more so if you haven't bothered finding out anything about the country before hand. If that country happens to be Morocco, and your point of entry is a notorious …
Sep 7, 2007
This was my first impression of Europe, in Munich airport:
Clearly I'm fucking pumped about going to Germany now, but in the meantime, I'll have to settle for Espana.
After having a crack at navigating my way through Spanish transport systems, I reached my …