xDouble.Crossing.Guardx

Hardcore / Punk / Metalcore

Kansas City, Ks

FillBoard

We are Double Crossing Guard. We are sick of all this coporate bullshit emo/ whiney shit. We are out to throw some punches, have some laughs, be retarded (either by smoking or drinking ourselves that way) and just to have a good time. We like to play music that makes people think, not just sit and cry and cut themselves. If your ever in Kansas City and you want to have a good time one of our moms will help you out. She is not only proffessional, she even gives you a free reach around!!!
Tom plays drums and looks like satan in his pictures. Mike screams into the mic, drops it, pulls down his pants, trips over cords, looks like a monkey, and smells like one too! Kyle cant keep from falling off stage and being a dirty hippie. Dustin looks stupid biting his tounge, plus he smells too. Two of us are JANITORS.(if ya wanna be a dick about it). Guess which ones. So now that you lost a few brain cells by reading this check us out. We only have one of our songs on here and it does not do us any justice. All of our songs sound different. From Refused to Dillinger Escape Plan , even a little propagandhi, we play music that makes our souls come out from the depths of hell, or toilet for the janitors. Come check us out.. hell just come out and have a few drinks. And in the words of the famous long necked, monkey sounding grandma from hell in Evil Dead 2, " ill swallow your soul!"