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Drewster

19 years old

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My name is Andy.
I'm 16.
I'm shy.
I'm a randomaholic.
I'm still "young".
I have a life.

My life? It's long:

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I can't remember when I was born. I know it was a morning. I know I was angry when I was born, thus spawning my hate for an early time.

The first thing I can truly recall would be on my 4th (or was it 5th?) birthday when a bunch of my family and friends came together and it was plenty of fun. I can't remember what I got for that birthday, or who specifically attended, but I know there was fun to be had.

Wait, maybe I lied there. The earliest memory? I remember when I was four. I was with my brother in my dad's truck. We were outside of the ice cream shop, because my father wanted to get some treats for the family. Well, my brother starts crying because he left us alone in the truck. So I didn't know what to do. So I started talking gibberish. My dad managed to talk some people into getting into the truck and actually trying to calm us down. I don't even know why, who, or how, but that's my earliest memory.

At the age of 7 was when I couldn't read the football score on the TV, so I had to get glasses (because I sat so close).

At the age of 10 I believe, was when I lost my two (permanent) front teeth in a fight outside of Home Depot. Some kids from my neighborhood hated me for a long time. So they jumped me and knocked my teeth out with a good swing of the ol' two-by-four. I picked up a pipe and dealt out their dues.

Of course, that's a lie. I lost them in a bicycle accident. My bike was going down a steep hill, I ran over some gravel, lost control, and kissed asphault. And asphault isn't a good kisser.

At the age of 12 I realized my friends weren't really my friends. So I ditched them. All.
At the age of 13 I made a whole slew of new friends, and lost a longtime friend due to his self-esteem.

At the age of 14, I witnessed the ending of a normal life and was violently pushed into the mad real world that is high school. Homework every day, responsibility, and social situations put a damper on the school year. Every day seemed controversial, something was going on, something was wrong. Heck, I even seemed to ditch my friends for a girl. Looking back, I realized I did. Wow. I was stupid.

At the age of 15, I was still with my friends and such. In the next month, I was doing things I never thought of doing before. Finally, an end came about and summer kickstarted. And what was my fun-filled summer like?

Nothing. I was 15. I couldn't get a job other than a place at McDonalds. And I took a solemn oath against it. So I sat around, got out of shape, slept (oh how I miss thee), and was careless. Then we got a dog, and I took some responsibility. And I had to clean up after his messes. Joy.

School started again, and like always my grades were bad the first quarter. But I reversed their effects and didn't fail a class at all. Signed up for classes and I'm ready to start Junior year. After, of course, the summer. So where does this leave us?

Right here. Present. Now.

I'm writing my life story still, and don't plan to give up for quite some time.

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Comedy
Because I wouldn't be anywhere without it. I love the fact that I laugh at just about everything. The Chiefs just lost the Super Bowl? I'll laugh. I'm dead and I'm imagining everything? I'll laugh. Someone just flipped me off? I'll laugh. I can't stop it, then you aren't human. That's my opinion.

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Music
Experimental, Instrumental, Jazz, Reggae, Rock

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Movies
Just about anything by Martin Scorcese, Michel Gondry, or Quentin Tarantino.

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