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Verse I:

My friend Fred's gay
My friend Carl's gay
So, they don't date no girls
That's good for me because I need to date a lot of girls
Because I'm the straightest man in the world

Chorus I:

So it's okay to be gay
Some people ain't straight and they like it that way
Though it may seem strange
They shouldn't have to change just cause they ain't like me
They don't need to be the same

Verse II:

If you don't like gay folks
It's probably because of your insecurities
But I like gay folks
And the straightest man in the world is old Horatio Lee (and that's me!)

Chorus II:

So it's okay to be gay
Some people ain't straight and they like it that way
Though it may seem strange
They shouldn't have to change just cause they ain't like me
They don't need to be the same

Bridge:

It ain't right to hate someone because they're different
The good lord didn't make us all the same
I'm the only man in this world who ever humiliated Satan by out-drinking him
And that makes me different
If you hate me because I'm different
I'll kick your ass

Chorus III:

So it's okay to be gay
Some people ain't straight and they like it that way
Though it may seem strange
They shouldn't have to change just cause they ain't like me
They don't need to be the same