DecemberDec 31 Wednesday 08
Horatio Lee Jenkins is gone
I am sorry to report this, but it is true. I do not know where he went nor if he shall ever return.The last time that I saw our glorious hero was about a month ago. We were all standing outside of C...
DecemberDec 17 Wednesday 08
Interview with Horatio Lee Jenkins from The Charlatan!
The Charlatan (Carleton University, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada) e-mailed me some questions for Horatio Lee Jenkins. I printed them and brought them to him. His glorious answers appeared in last Thursda...
NovemberNov 20 Thursday 08
Frequently Asked Questions & Band History
It is time that I addressed some of the questions which I am frequently asked about Horatio Lee Jenkins and his music. Among the most commonly asked questions are "How did his band get together?", "W...
SeptemberSep 10 Wednesday 08
The Brilliant New Anthem By The World's Most Potent Heterosexual!
Most of you know that the weekly gatherings at the Whiskey Barn are invitation only.
AugustAug 22 Friday 08
Live Video Of Horatio Lee Jenkins And His Band Performing Two Of Their Well Known Songs!
Words can not hope to capture the explosive power of the raging glory contained within this majestic motion picture! For your own safety, please make certain that you are seated when watching this bre...
AugustAug 7 Thursday 08
The Most Romantic Song Ever Made!
Horatio Lee Jenkins' newest masterpiece, "Girl, This Bed Is Too Big Without All 12 Of You", tells the story of a heart-wrenching night that he spent separated from one of his favorite lady friends and...
JulyJul 23 Wednesday 08
Glorious Photographs Of Horatio’s Glorious Band Members!
Scarlet has been working on these amazing photographs of Horatio's band mates for quite some time. She has accurately and eloquently captured the essence of these artistic giants.Scarlet O'Hara Lee J...
JulyJul 16 Wednesday 08
Carl Dangers has a wonderful song of his own!
Carl Dangers is Horatio Lee Jenkins' pianist and one of the kindest human beings that I have ever known. Carl recently wrote and recorded a wonderful tribute to Horatio called "Horatio Lee Jenkins Is...
JulyJul 9 Wednesday 08
Horatio’s glorious reconciliation with his father!
I neglected to include in my description of this site that Horatio's conflict with his father resolved quite quickly as they are both fine, admirable men. I will share the story with you, for I witne...
JuneJun 30 Monday 08
The Whiskey Barn Symphony Orchestra
Horatio asked me to post the credits for his glorious new masterpiece so that his wonderful friends can receive their fair share of the praise for this amazing song's glory! What a wonderful man...
JuneJun 17 Tuesday 08
The Story behind Horatio's Amazing New Song!
You have all been mesmerized by Horatio Lee Jenkins' new work of genius "Oh Sh!t, I Don't Feel So Good" and now I am proud to give you the story behind this breathtaking masterpiece:Horatio recently d...
MayMay 28 Wednesday 08
Horatio graced the Whiskey Barn with his new masterpiece on Saturday night!
It was an overwhelming experience, to say the least. Horatio's band took the stage at 9 o'clock and played "Drunker Than Satan". After the subsiding of all the frantic joy that ensues with each perfo...
MayMay 7 Wednesday 08
Rumors of a new Horatio Lee Jenkins song
It is likely that many of you have been hearing rumors of a new Horatio Lee Jenkins song. I felt that I needed to address those rumors publicly and Horatio authorized my request last Sunday.Horatio d...
AprilApr 21 Monday 08
The Amazing Music Video For Horatio's Amazing Song!
It is finally here. We have all eagerly awaited this video.This breathtaking video was filmed, directed, and edited by Horatio's sister Scarlet O'Hara Lee Jenkins.She filmed this masterpiece back in ...
AprilApr 14 Monday 08
The Whiskey Barn Choir
Yesterday, Horatio gave me this wonderful message to post for you:The beautiful choir vocals on my recording were provided by 300 of my wonderful friends at the Whiskey Barn. They were the first to c...
AprilApr 7 Monday 08
More stuff written about Horatio and his amazing song
Yesterday, Horatio dictated this wonderful message to me:A local doctor, who will remain nameless, wrote this to a local newspaper:"Dear Editor,There has been much discussion in this paper and amongst...
MarchMar 31 Monday 08
Criticisms of my work
Here is a brilliant new message from Horatio:Recently my work has come under scrutiny from a couple of local college newspapers. I wish to address these scoundrels here.A local kid, who will remain n...
MarchMar 24 Monday 08
Horatio’s Artist
Here is a new message from Horatio:The artwork for my record and my video (that’s right! I got a video a coming!) was done by my sister Scarlet O’Hara Lee Jenkins. She is so good at bei...
MarchMar 19 Wednesday 08
The Words To My Amazing Song
In the 6000 years that the world has been around, noone has written a better song than this here song thatI wrote.Verse 1:I was at the bar last Saturday, you’ll never guess who walked inIt was t...