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    <title>Horatio Lee Jenkins</title>
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    <description><![CDATA[<strong>The purpose of this site and how it will be operated:</strong>

My name is Frederick Leroy Elroy Smith and I am a friend of Horatio Lee Jenkins and an elder in the church that we both attend.

Horatio is a wonderful man and who has amazing talents. He put those talents to good use by humiliating Satan and writing a beautiful, wonderful song about it. I decided that the internet should finally be used for something good and I set up this page to help spread this inspirational story and glorious songs.

As we all know, there has been a lot of talk about Horatio lately, and not all of it has been nice. The devil is a poor loser and, undoubtedly, his nefarious influence is the only reason anyone would not adore Horatio and his songs. This page will help us to shine the light of truth upon the devil's foul work.

Horatio is not personally involved with this page. If you wish to send him a message, I will pass it along to him as long as it is not stupid. Horatio is an important and busy man. I will not do the devil's work and waste his time.

Spread the word about how Horatio Lee Jenkins and his glorious songs made our world a much better place.

Thank you,
Deacon Frederick Leroy Elroy Smith]]></description>
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      <title>01 It's Okay To Be Gay</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:59:53 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Girl, This Bed Is Too Big Without All 12 Of You</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:34:58 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Oh Sh!t I Don't Feel So Good</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:34:36 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Drunker Than Satan</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:06:29 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>It's Okay To Be Gay</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:07:51 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Horatio Lee Jenkins is gone</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I am sorry to report this, but it is true.  I do not know where he went nor if he shall ever return.The last time that I saw our glorious hero was about a month ago.  We were all standing outside of C...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 11:56:20 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Interview with Horatio Lee Jenkins from The Charlatan!</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[The Charlatan (Carleton University, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada) e-mailed me some questions for Horatio Lee Jenkins.  I printed them and brought them to him.  His glorious answers appeared in last Thursda...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:23:56 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Frequently Asked Questions &amp; Band History</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[It is time that I addressed some of the questions which I am frequently asked about Horatio Lee Jenkins and his music.  Among the most commonly asked questions are "How did his band get together?", "W...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:33:13 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>The Brilliant New Anthem By The World's Most Potent Heterosexual!</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Most of you know that the weekly gatherings at the Whiskey Barn are invitation only.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 06:41:55 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Get Drunk As Sh!t...The Classy Way</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 19:46:22 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Live Video Of Horatio Lee Jenkins And His Band Performing Two Of Their Well Known Songs!</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Words can not hope to capture the explosive power of the raging glory contained within this majestic motion picture! For your own safety, please make certain that you are seated when watching this bre...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 07:04:28 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>The Most Romantic Song Ever Made!</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Horatio Lee Jenkins&apos; newest masterpiece, "Girl, This Bed Is Too Big Without All 12 Of You", tells the story of a heart-wrenching night that he spent separated from one of his favorite lady friends and...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 06:12:52 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Glorious Photographs Of Horatio&rsquo;s Glorious Band Members!</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Scarlet has been working on these amazing photographs of Horatio&apos;s band mates for quite some time.  She has accurately and eloquently captured the essence of these artistic giants.Scarlet O&apos;Hara Lee J...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:18:57 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Carl Dangers has a wonderful song of his own!</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Carl Dangers is Horatio Lee Jenkins&apos; pianist and one of the kindest human beings that I have ever known.  Carl recently wrote and recorded a wonderful tribute to Horatio called "Horatio Lee Jenkins Is...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:46:12 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Horatio&rsquo;s glorious reconciliation with his father!</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I neglected to include in my description of this site that Horatio&apos;s conflict with his father resolved quite quickly as they are both fine, admirable men.  I will share the story with you, for I witne...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:39:08 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>The Whiskey Barn Symphony Orchestra</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Horatio asked me to post the credits for his glorious new masterpiece so that his wonderful friends can receive their fair share of the praise for this amazing song&apos;s glory!&nbsp; What a wonderful man...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:52:40 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>The Story behind Horatio's Amazing New Song!</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[You have all been mesmerized by Horatio Lee Jenkins&apos; new work of genius "Oh Sh!t, I Don&apos;t Feel So Good" and now I am proud to give you the story behind this breathtaking masterpiece:Horatio recently d...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 05:21:39 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Horatio graced the Whiskey Barn with his new masterpiece on Saturday night!</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[It was an overwhelming experience, to say the least. Horatio&apos;s band took the stage at 9 o&apos;clock and played "Drunker Than Satan".  After the subsiding of all the frantic joy that ensues with each perfo...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 16:33:51 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Rumors of a new Horatio Lee Jenkins song</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[It is likely that many of you have been hearing rumors of a new Horatio Lee Jenkins song.  I felt that I needed to address those rumors publicly and Horatio authorized my request last Sunday.Horatio d...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 13:21:29 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>The Amazing Music Video For Horatio's Amazing Song!</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[It is finally here.  We have all eagerly awaited this video.This breathtaking video was filmed, directed, and edited by Horatio&apos;s sister Scarlet O&apos;Hara Lee Jenkins.She filmed this masterpiece back in ...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:51:10 -0700</pubDate>
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