NovemberNov 9 Monday 09
RT @KunleIRAK: I'm watching the most retarded whote lady "dance" to some Fela Kuti music played by whites. I just threw my ☎ at her #sadface
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man, i still have a 2 hour meeting to go to. what a day
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RT @universalhub: Meanwhile, at South Station, man who grabbed live catenary wires at 4 a.m...case against Amtrak, MBTA http://bit.ly/3nTrQA
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RT @wired: Let's help him out. @9brandon: Engineered Rabbit Penises: I really hope this doesn't become my top Google hit. http://is.gd/4Rc3p
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RT @SeMeNSPeRmS: Why do they always give retards bad haircuts?
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wow. inventory is such a pain in the ass
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Almost back in the Bean.
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RT @VS1: I spend money, cause spending time is hopeless.-drake
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WTF? : RT @cloutmagazine: KATT WILLIAMS ARRESTED FOR BURGLARY http://bit.ly/M25Mu
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I really wish the Tylenol would kick in.
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NovemberNov 8 Sunday 09
"I don't mean to be rude, but I was transporting chilled semen." Man, I love Bored to Death.
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Mary and Max was an amazing movie. I don't know whether to be depressed or not after it.
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Just had a nap with a 115lb Am. bulldog and 3 pitbulls. Slept awesome but worried I caught some stupid from them. Typing is presently hard.
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2 mile walk on the beach and in the salt marsh. soooo nice and quiet with all the mutts exhausted and passed out.
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#threewordsaftersex thanks, @dennistodisco's mom
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i'm thinking juevos rancheros might be a good call for breakfast.
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NovemberNov 7 Saturday 09
RT @EaseDaMan: i dont play with girls emotions-its just that my emotions are random and for the most part inconsistent
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RT @dickchicken: LA peoples!!! what's good!?! who wants to let me crash on their couch?!? I'll give you a piece of art...
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in Maine, warm not a cloud in the sky hanging out with five dogs. If all my days were like this I wouldn't want to hatchet so many people.
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