NovemberNov 22 Sunday 09
maybe i'm just stoned and hungover, but i feel that perhaps the makers of the medicine "aciphex" didn't say the word out loud...
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NovemberNov 21 Saturday 09
RT @dickchicken: you might be able to make it rain...but I can make it snow #dandruff
trafficking in human fat. that's gross: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20091120/od_nm/us_peru_crime_odds
NovemberNov 20 Friday 09
haha: RT @bobbyhundreds: If you don't let me merge into your lane, I'll teach you a lesson by staring at you very intensely as I drive by.
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so, i overpaid the withholding tax and now the state sent me the money back? i feel like the state is scamming me. they never give back
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This weather is awesome. Kind of weird for it to be this warm so close to thanksgiving, tho. Waiting for it to start raining burning frogs.
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I thought the receptionist at the VA was yelling at me. Then I realized she was cross-eyed and was yelling at the person in the other eye.
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new luchadore poster is looking ill.
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too much to do, today.
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NovemberNov 19 Thursday 09
Stewie: "Brian, will you take me down to Baby Gap? I want to dress like a small douche." Hahahaha. Amazing.
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Thank God. I've been waiting for this for years: RT @WeeklyDig: it's official -- "walk of shame" now renamed the "victory parade"
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new luchadore poster is coming along nicely
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this day is flying by, and i'm not even close to being done with all the crap i have to get through. arghhh.
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RT @ElBarto666: RT @KunleIRAK: Never wake a sleeping Meth user. #bunny #energizer
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RT @sween: No, your MOM sprinkles D&D references into casual conversation hoping to find a kindred spirit.
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Amen to that: RT @jeffstaple: The frequency at which I do laundry is based solely on the quantity of underwear I currently own at said time.
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RT @athinkin: Lovely type based posters. http://bit.ly/18OB11
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NovemberNov 18 Wednesday 09
That was as terrible a tweet as this movie is bad. Bedtime.
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"Nobody's Perfect" w/ Rob Lowe in drag trying to win the girl of his dreams by dressing in drag is really creepy. Creepy good. Not.
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RT @Greedy_Vegan: i want a t-shirt that says "you looked better photoshopped"
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