Damn you junk mail !!
So i just opened up my email and surprise, surprise... 5 new messages in the inbox and 22 in the junk mail box.
And of course, 4 of the messages in the inbox were JUNK.
also, just to mention, i recently changed my email address to stop it. which obviously …
Alcohol: a Business Tool?
From The Internet Entrepreneur, via Lifehack.org:
"The unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol actually work to your advantage during a tough negotiation. Seemingly uninterested you will be slouched in your chair, …
100 Things You May or May Not Want to Know...
1. I'm a Georgia "Peach" ~ born in Atlanta at Crawford Long Memorial Hospital. I lived there for the better part of my early years
2. I've lived in 8 states and 10 cities
3. I HATE big crowds
4. I read almost compulsively
5. Tardiness …
String Beaned
Our minds do not see. Deceived by what we perceive
to be serene is actually polluted views unclean,
string beaned, between our fixed opinions and
faulty discriminations, misinterpretations of
a void reality. Neutrality polluted, rooted
in uncontrollable random …
Fabricating Foe
Riiiiiiiiiiip, Pop!
Cop off another
cocktail of canned responses.
Responses containing artificial flavor.
Savor thy words I will not.
I will not,
I will not
be blinded by thy hollow eye.
By and by, thy will collapse.
Relapsed by lies weight
Slate upon thy …
a new discovery (again)
the only thing at the bottom of the whiskey bottle is glass, nothing else.
The Land of Feminine Products
Okay, so my man did it. My wonderful, beautiful, thoughtful husband did it…
Him: “Honey, I’m stopping at the store, do you need anything”
Me: “Oh yea, I need some… Oh, never mind honey, I couldn’t do that to you…”
pause… pause… …
by KelsNotChels
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