Ok ... RC Cola is Tasty. That's not a personal opinion, it's fact. Whether you're a "Coke" person or a "Pepsi" person, all can agree that it is in fact Tasty. What are the significant points why I drink RC Cola...?

{ Point One } It has never been referred to as Mexican cola (i.e. never referred to as a liquid that will wind up giving you a nasty case of Montazuma's Revenge).

{ Point Two } One word Moonpies. Nothing calms an upset stomach like a bottle of RC Cola and a Moonpie. Ok... so maybe this really only leads to Type 1 Diabetes. However it's the better type of diabetes. All the Doctors agree... none of this 9 out of 10 bull shit... All 10 doctors are in Type 1's pocket.

{ Point Three } The last and final point why I drink RC Cola is because of it's innate patriotism. RC's official colors are Red White and Blue. I know what your thinking at this moment, and it's bull shit. Pepsi may have the same color structure as RC... However! Pepsi's colors are Blue White and Red... Totally different and non patriotic of the US of A. You know who else's colors are Blue white and red don't you. Those Damned English! Their suppressiveness and Un-US-ness made our fore fathers quake in their boots, right up until the day of the constitution's ratification. This surge of Pro-US-ness is the foundation that RC Cola is brewed (if cola is even brewed) on.