So, today I got an exciting offer per email. I can now increase my page's song plays AND profile views with this convenient new software!

Here is the email:

"~ Erich Von Kneip
By now you've probably heard about the software and the services that will increase your song plays and profile views.
Increasing your daily song plays and profile views consistently will get you on the MySpace "Top Artists" lists where you can get attention from a whole new fan base and noticed by Major Labels and A Reps.
The problem with the services is that they end up costing you a fortune and they often hit you with song plays all at once, which can be obvious to those visiting your page.
Buying the software and doing it yourself is definitely the smart cost effective way to go but most of the software out there gives you very limited control. To be on the Top Artist charts you need consistent plays and views every day. Software that does not allow you to schedule this task and run throughout the day during the times when listeners are normally loged on to myspace are not effective.
Some of the services and software also do not increase your profile views. Having a bunch of song plays and a small amount of profile views looks unrealistic.
Top Artist Promoter increases both your song plays and your profile views. You have complete control and determine how many song plays to give each song and how many profile views you want. Your song plays and profile views will increase realistically throughout the day per your scheduling preferences. Once you are set up you don't even need to be home, everything runs automatically!
Top Artist Promoter has successfully maintained bands in the Top Ten of several different genres. It works awesome!!!
PLEASE CHECK OUT OUR PROFILE PAGE for further details. This state of the art software is being offered at an exceptional price and includes excellent technical support free of charge.
If you have any questions, I Am Here To Help. Please email Mike at: THE EMAIL ADDRESS ON OUR PROFILE PAGE. "

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This is my favorite part: "Your song plays and profile views will increase realistically throughout the day per your scheduling preferences. Once you are set up you don't even need to be home, everything runs automatically!"

Hmmmmm, so if I understand correctly, I can now make it look like people are listening to my music in the most convincing way possible. . . without actually having to have anyone listening.

Brilliant.

If only they could get this thing to work at shows: "Your audience count and thunderous applause will increase realistically throughout the show per your scheduling preferences. Once you are set up you don't even need to be on the stage, everything runs automatically!"

"It works awesome!"

Then we musicians could just drink all night AND get paid. Isn't that what we got into this for anyway?