So, a friend of mine has a boyfriend that is using the Internet to cheat on her. He keeps talking to girls online, asking them to show him more pictures (as in "show me yours, I'll show you mine" if you get my meaning).

My best friend Amanda and I are, of course, not happy about this. We were trying to cheer our friend up by talking about what we should do to her boyfriend. Jokingly, a baseball bat, pulling a "Before He Cheats", and a skillet was involved. Amanda and I ended up outside the friend's house to "spy" on the cheater as another joke. (Don't ask me. Amanda was the mastermind behind this one). I hid under a blanket in the front seat while Amanda hid in the backseat.

The boyfriend saw us when he was coming out of the house. He went and got a baseball bat out of his car! Amanda and I were freaking out. It was Amanda's car and she wasn't in the driver's seat; either was I. He walked over and started talking to his girlfriend, who was there watching the scene. We figured out he wasn't planning on attacking the car.

Amanda asked him if she could borrow the baseball bat. He asked, "What for?"

Ah, what do you think it was for?