I can't get to sleep without?
closing my eyes.

If I were a action figure, the weapons packaged with me would be:
a yoga mat, chonger, and a laptop.

I have an irrational fear of:
growing up.

What type of food do you eat at your grandparents house?
this question is N/A, not applicable. but back in the day man... that was some good ass food! farm food. yum.

What weight were you when you were born?
i was a fat baby. i would guess in the 8lb+ range

I am too old to be:
filling out myspace surveys.

I find the thought of childbirth:
amazing and facinating.

Next door to my house is:
hmm, "next door" now that is interesting nomenclature. there isn't anything next to our door, but the walls of this house...

My feet are:
beautiful and a reflection of the rest of my body... as are yours. but seriously, i have pretty feet. yay me.

My preferred style of jeans is:
hot. or sloutchy, but not much in between. really though, is there anything in between??

I know how to cook:
but often don't.

I am annoyed at:
the sunburned strip across my lower back.

Men should always:
remember how fabulous women are.

Women should never:
hate on other women for stupid ass reasons.

What child-related smell do you like?
play-dough. mmm salty, it makes me want to eat it! :)

What sea creature scares you?
the funky iridescent creatures of the deep deep deep dark ocean, y'know the ones with big bulgy eyes. although, they are kinda cool....

What object have you broken most recently?
the rear deflector on my bike, thanks to my bike lock. but more excitingly... the stupid self-limiting belief structures of my mind. nothing but neural-plactisity for me baby.

Name one of the Spice Girls?
why?

What was the last thing to make you cry?
the last question.

I would like to be in an advertisement for:
realism.

What are the stems of wine glasses for?
seriously......um, i dunno. they seem rather pretentious don't they, like really, why would we need anything to hold up the spherical portion of the glass that holds the delectable sweet sweet nectar in it??

My favorite shoes are:
lucy. hands down. lucy...... oh how i love you sweet sweet pink polka dotted shoes.

My dads greatest fear is:
all things related to feminine hygiene.

Can you use chopsticks?
fuck yeah, i rock the shit out of chopsticks. i think those who can't are fools! i pitty the fool....

Do you prefer beaches or forests?
right now, i want beaches cuz i miss 'em.