NovemberNov 21 Saturday 09
Finally watching Jackie Brown; the only Tarantino movie I've not seen.
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I love waking up to an empty inbox on a Saturday morning
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NovemberNov 20 Friday 09
"if you don't come out of a strip club smelling like stripper then you're doing it wrong"
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Friday night at The Acropolis, featuring steak, beer, and women who make a professional career from wardrobe malfunctions.
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NovemberNov 19 Thursday 09
Very classy, duck fans. http://bit.ly/32gkpU
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IN A WELL, NEED LADDER http://bit.ly/3w18lh
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Welcome to Thursday. Enjoy your stay, and please try not to go completely insane.
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NovemberNov 18 Wednesday 09
I can think of no better way to end my night than stumbling upon and cleaning up a hidden cache of cat vomit.
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It seems that today is a day for stepping on toes. Figuratively, that is.
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As an AT&T customer, I'm glad Verizon is calling them out on their (lack of) 3G coverage. Hopefully it will motivate them to improve it.
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NovemberNov 17 Tuesday 09
To the dude wearing huge dark sunglasses at 6pm in November: you don't look cool, you look like a fucking douchebag. Stop it.
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Feeling a general malaise set in as I watch two large uploads slowly crawl along to their inevitable destinations
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Dude in gamestop ha one of these riding on his shoulders. Simultabeously really cool and really weird http://j.mp/23ICXP
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Im going to throw a team party for my white blood cells. Those guys really came through in the clutch.
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NovemberNov 16 Monday 09
Power just went out followed by the sound of a pretty large *kaboom*. Power ia back on already but something is definitely kaput
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EPIC THREE POINT BY RUDY AT THE BUZZER! HOLY SHIT!
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Time to go home and hibernate this sonuvabitch bug out of my system
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In Soviet Russia, password generator randomizes YOU!
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NovemberNov 13 Friday 09
In case anybody was wondering, pumpkin pie filling makes incredible milkshakes.
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