My DnD Character

Throne.

That was the name I was given when I was created. My creator told me stories of an ancient scripture which spoke of Gods and their servants. Thrones were the physical manifestations of the Gods' will, and carried out their justice on the mortal plane. I was …

True Friendship

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Paper or plastic?

While shopping at Pick N' Slave I noticed a familiar face at the checkout counter. Cynthia, a girl that I had a mad crush on in high school, but wouldn't give me the time of day. I was shy and unpopular in high school, and used to hang out with the stereotypical "social …

Am I a Toxic Bachelor? Let's find out...

Wordspy dot com's definition of a Toxic Bachelor is "An unmarried man who is selfish, insensitive, and afraid of commitment." Urban dictionary's definition is... long-winded and reeks of bitter hag syndrome - not even worth quoting here, to be honest. I got the gist of …

Done cracked my toofus.

I bit into a venison sausage that had a piece of cartilage in it. Now I can't eat on the right side of my mouth without that side of my face going numb, which is then followed by excruciating pain. Yeah, good times.
My only options of course would be to get used to …

They are just really, really tan.

Today a

My Desktop

Well, windows desktop, that is. That is all.

I'm Rich!

Well, not really. I slipped on a puddle going up the stairs at work, bending the fingers on my right hand at a 90 degree angle in the opposite direction. Since I obviously couldn't grip a mouse, hold a phone, or even make a fist without a stabbing pain shooting up my …

Happy Holidays!

'Special' Request

My Ex calls me up and tells me that I need to come over her house right away. In the back of my mind I'm kind of hoping she was in the mood for an afternoon fuck, but that's was just wishful thinking on my part. She's so frigid she has frostbite on her nipples.
Anyway, [...]

Paper or plastic?

While shopping at Pick N' Slave I noticed a familiar face at the checkout counter. Cynthia, a girl that I had a mad crush on in high school, but wouldn't give me the time of day. I was shy and unpopular in high school, and used to hang out with the stereotypical "social …

True Friendship

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Free Food

I've come to the Conclusion that I get free food from restaurants not because of my charming demeanor, but because they think I'm too skinny and need to gain weight.

Am I a Toxic Bachelor? Let's find out...

Wordspy dot com's definition of a Toxic Bachelor is "An unmarried man who is selfish, insensitive, and afraid of commitment." Urban dictionary's definition is... long-winded and reeks of bitter hag syndrome - not even worth quoting here, to be honest. I got the gist of …

Done cracked my toofus.

I bit into a venison sausage that had a piece of cartilage in it. Now I can't eat on the right side of my mouth without that side of my face going numb, which is then followed by excruciating pain. Yeah, good times.
My only options of course would be to get used to …

They are just really, really tan.

Today a

My Desktop

Well, windows desktop, that is. That is all.

I'm Rich!

Well, not really. I slipped on a puddle going up the stairs at work, bending the fingers on my right hand at a 90 degree angle in the opposite direction. Since I obviously couldn't grip a mouse, hold a phone, or even make a fist without a stabbing pain shooting up my …

Happy Holidays!

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eyexist: Watching my Angel: the Series DVDs