Yo, what it is, everyone?!

Welcome to the second edition of the Durrty Durrty Blog. You come to the right place (bad grammar intended)!

I am pleased to announce that I am writing you on a full stomach. We just feasted on hotcakes, flapjacks, and bacon at the illustrious diner known to truckers across America as Country Pride. For those of you who are unfamiliar with Country Pride, it's the redneck Huddle House-esque restaurant that always smells amazing but gives off the appearance that a 58% on their health rating "ain't that bad" according to their standards. Well, I've always had a hankering to try good ol' Country Pride, and tonight we convinced Fatty and Xanadu that it was ok to try something other than McDonald's or Wendy's. Well, for everyone who's waiting on the edge of his or her seats:

The presentation: sub-par
The décor: pleasantly predictable
The cuisine: delicious! Try it sometime!

You might be asking, "I thought you were in a band, how can you afford to eat at a gourmet place like Country Pride?" Excellent question. Soul Glow is in Nashville working on some brilliant beats with a producer, and Nadaddy is visiting his lady (which is important when you're on the road as much as we are). Tub-O just finished up a feature film...the result: Crouton, Fatty, Xanadu, Zippy (yes, we're still sad he's leaving in a few days), and I are all livin' it up gorging on breakfast foods! Feeding 5 is cheaper than feeding 8.

In other news, Buffalo, Ontario, Muskegon, Orland Park all RULED! I won't divulge too much, but I will mention that some fans in the above cities received a special FF5 treat...let's just say that the treat involves hydraulics, grilles (on teeth, not BBQ's), and 20-inch-rims...it's a ghetto treat...if you'd like to receive a similar treat, come on out to one of our upcoming shows! And I would like to extend a special shout out to the girl who wore tin foil on her head so the aliens wouldn't read her brain.

Finally, I'd like mention that I'm writing this blog on a computer that was generously donated by the one-and-only Tub-O. As many of you know, my computer has been a proverbial piece of junk. Because of his kindness, I am finally able to act like a person that lives in an era after the '50's, and I can type on one of those things...oh yeah...one of those computers. Thanks, Tub-O!

You guys are amazing, and make sure to continue to help us with the yahoomusic voting, and check to see if you are the lucky fan that gets to be in our top friends this week! I hope it's you.