I came across these bizarre Kewpie keychain dolls at InventorSpot.com
"Kewpie Dolls are loved by Japanese young and old..."

"The Anorexia Kewpie Doll charm displays exposed ribs and sunken eyes, yet it still manages to be cute! Having it watch you while you eat might be all the motivation you need to pass on that second helping of cheesecake..."

"Zombie Kewpie Doll charm! Bones, internal organs, even "braaaaains!" are neatly exposed for your viewing displeasure. Perfect for any and all undead friends on your holiday gift list!"

"For those who don't know (and count yourselves lucky), "Razor Ramon Hard Gay" is a Japanese comedian and former wrestler who wears leather cruisewear (no, not your parents' cruisewear) doing good deeds such as helping old ladies cross the and goes aroundstreet - then humping them like a dog. I kid you not. The unofficial Hard Gay Kewpie Doll charm lets you show your enjoyment and appreciation of Razor Ramon's flamboyant antics while creeping out the public in general."