lauren oh!
Huntington, NY
April 15, 2009
"4Beers"
I would ask for your name
if your tongue wasn’t in my mouth.
One of your big toes has been nesting in my O-ring for 10 minutes now.
Jeep Wranglers were not built for making out.
I vaguely recall discussing blow with you while we were still on the porch.
As you perform cunnilingus on the gums where my wisdom teeth used to be,
I’m playing Mario Kart on the back of my eyelids.
Has anyone mentioned you grunt like a weasel when you’re touching tit?
I’m certainly not going to.
I see you’re expecting head.
Oh no, I can’t, I’m way too tired.
The prospect then denial of a blowjob has made your face crumble
like a boy who’s just been smacked.
About
I am:
-an obsessive creative with a ravenous imagination
-a writer of short stories, narratives, experimental fiction, and prose poetry
-seeking any job in the publishing or editing industry, or really in just any industry that works with words.
-willing to do menial gofer work for any entry-level position that could allow me to climb up
-extremely skilled and trained in proofreading, editing, blog publishing, and making the odd interesting
-a Writing, Literature, and Publishing major at Emerson College with a straight-A record in workshop writing courses
debauchery you can feel good about.
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Movies
Amelie, Terry Gilliam, Princess Bride, Hook, Pan's Labyrinth, Star Wars
All-Time Favorite Books
The Neverending Story- Michael Ende, Still Life With Woodpecker- Tom Robbins, The Giver- Lois Lowry, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas- Hunter S. Thompson, Lamb- Christopher Moore, Jesus' Son- Denis Johnson, Harry Potter
Authors
George Saunders, Hunter S. Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut, Neil Gaiman, Haruki Murakami, Tom Robbins, Chuck Palahniuk, Christopher Moore
Television
Californication, Lost, Heroes, Six Feet Under, True Blood, United States of Tara, 30 Rock, the Office, Upright Citizens Brigade, Buffy
Hobbies
writing, dreaming, lucid dreaming, fantasizing, flirting, spooning, literature, fiction, short stories, microfiction, nonfiction, slipstream, surrealism, psychopathology, psychology, abnormal psychology, people watching, reading, navel-gazing, climbing trees, adventures, hugging, neologizing, proofreading, making up words, editing, creating, plotting, outlining, scribbling, authoring, writing critique, peer reviews, wandering, brainstorming, note-taking