felix
Pop / Electro / Reggae
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the truth:
"there's no point in honkin' at me if you hit me and no point if you don't.I'd be rich if I got a $ everytime one of my friends talks about money.gimme 1 4 3 2, gimme one for free too.come back, scumbag, we can't reach each other if you don't get yourself a cell phone.
is there an answer to cancer ? it ain't certain there ain't, sir.when you're panhandling, ask people for an exact amount of money, it's much more likely they give it to you.there's no point in crossin the street faster than the people you're with if they don't follow you, since you'll have to wait for them on the other side.priests would be for abortion if little boys could get pregnant.priests are against abortion cause they need new little boys..elton john henry james dean martin luther king kong. according to recent studies, jesus was born around 30 years before the date that is usually stated.since he died when he was about 30, that makes me wonder what we're celebrating on christmas day.a penny is worth 14 cents of copper. you don't find truth, you find people who think what you were already thinking is true.indians don't give out change for the laundry, never. in new york city, there's no place where you can shit without paying, but htere are choices to be made : at mcdonalds :2$, in the park:70$, in an appartement:much more. juicebar douchebag.make fakes.dark park. mix vodka and forties, get liquor-malt-liquor. stand clear of the posin' whores please. wintertime vandalism of summer houses (jaws). tiny vagina. the problem with racial theories is that they never fully apply to every situation.
new yorkers are obsessed with teeth.new yorkers are pathological liars. u gotta do what u gotta do-u gotta take one for the team-knowa i'm sayin-i'm-a-fuck u up. see my eyes, talk to my mouth, listen to my ears, smell my nose. beautiful girls appear shortly and disappear in cabs. people give to those who look succesful or happy, people give to who they wanna be. there's a chinese pedophile with an earring in starbucks at union square. i read malcolm x's autobiography lately. don't wanna ruin the end for you. lame games are to be turned into drinkin' ones. even if you can get your shoes and cars made in china, if you get your house made there, you'll have to move to china. fist+piston=fiston. people who look good and know it are the worst, they come right before people who are ugly and don't know it. homelesssexual is not a word. how to make money : get a 5 $ coupon, get somethin for 3 and ask for the change.I love my girlfriend. somebody smart can act stupid, the opposite is rarely seen. when somebody covers his furniture with plastic to avoid stains, when does s/he intend to remove the plastic ?. spice up your life by calling your files "private ryan" and see what it says when you save them. don't look at your watch when somebody says 9:11. germaican, the mixed german and jamaican accent, sounds horrible."
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Gagosian Liga, Jan 19, 2008:
"We all admire the spangled acrobat with classical grace meticulously walking his tight rope in the talcum light; but how much rarer art there is in the sagging rope expert wearing scarecrow clothes and impersonating a grotesque drunk! I should know." (Vladimir Nabokov)
Thank you for your friendship! Musical greetings from Munich/Germany!
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