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We had to write this song if we were going to meet the RPM Challenge.
First, we found these sundry items, then we played them really deftly.
Don't you agree we're virtuosi?
Yeah!

(yeah)

This is a song about beating iota and greeting Yoda in a pagoda.
You might think we're full of horse hockey,
But I assure you my new name is Rocky.

(Oh, here comes Crispy Critters,)
Sweet Skater Crunch!
(that big wholesome bunch;)
Someone should answer that phone.
(hello?)
Besides, your room's a mess.
(low on sugar)
And lots of--and lots of cah-runch!

We're so glad we wrote this song.
Now we have met the RPM Challenge.
Now we have met the RPM Challenge.
Now we have met the RPM Challenge.
Now we have met the RPM Challenge.
Now we have met the RPM Challenge.
Now we have met the RPM Challenge.
Now we have met the RPM Challenge.