Everybody and the Future People

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I dreamt my dad and I were driving somewhere in a city. To our left was a white stretch limo with a rear-facing back seat. Sitting in the seat was an animatronic person in a tux. The person was of ambiguous gender but slightly dykey. My dad and I were debating whether the animatronic person was male or female, and who on earth would own such a thing and drive it around in their limo. My dad abruptly said, "oh, *I* know! I bet it's a girl! and I bet a girl owns it!" and he rolled down the window and shouted to the limo, "hey, are you gay?" I was mortified, and said "DAD! You can't just shout out 'are you gay'! It sounds really really rude!"

This is the song the animatronic person was singing in my dream.