First, a few questions.

1. Do you mistake your hunting buddies for pheasants?
2. Is it hard for you to concentrate when you're trying to listen in on the private phone conversations of your constituents?
3. Do you feel the pleasure and joy and illogical human emotion has gone from life?
4. Do you find it difficult to make decisions less than 6 hours after being powered on?
5. Does the Robo Cop film series seem more poignant now than ever before?
6. Do you find yourself feeling guilty for victories which now seem unjustified?
7. Do you rust?

Process your answers--in the form of 1s and 0s--now.

System error? You might have GCR.

Don't activate Self Destruct Operations just yet.

Treatment is now available at local calibration centers in the DC area.

CYBROXIL® (cybermatrixviceaphil) is a prescription medicine indicated for:
the treatment of acute manic and mixed episodes associated with Geriatric Cyborg Rage Disorder (GCR),
maintaining efficacy in patients with Geriatric Cyborg Rage disorder with a recent manic or mixed episode who had been stabilized and then maintained for at least 6 weeks.
Although a cure has yet to be found, Geriatric Cyborg Rage Disorder is a treatable condition. With a treatment plan that includes medicine, education, impeachment and psychotherapy, many politicians with GCR can move forward. Without shifting too many gears.

There are some side effects associated with Cybroxil. You probably deserve them.