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NovemberNov 20 Friday Fri 09

For those asking, yes, TextMate has a drawer by default, but I've been using MissingDrawer for years which modernizes the UI. So there.

updated 19 hours ago via Twitter

How you can tell Transmit is in serious need of an upgrade: It's the only app I use daily that still has drawers. DRAWERS, FOLKS.

updated 19 hours ago via Twitter

Might as well just call this new ottoman what it really is: Expensive new cat bed.

updated 20 hours ago via Twitter

My drill's battery won't hold a charge. I think this is its way of telling me there's no reason I should own a drill.

updated 20 hours ago via Twitter

New furniture smells new. Also, @efan18 tried to decapitate me this morning with a couch and I have the scar on my neck to prove it.

updated Yesterday via Twitter

There's nothing quite like moving very heavy furniture in the morning. Well, except for waterboarding.

updated Yesterday via Twitter

NovemberNov 19 Thursday Thu 09

Could no longer escape this cold, so I'm drugged up and working from bed. Side benefit: Business naps.

updated 2 days ago via Twitter

NovemberNov 18 Wednesday Wed 09

Twitter Your Progress: http://tumblr.com/x7n442k3h (By posting this on Twitter, I am attempting to explode the universe.)

updated 3 days ago via Twitter

NovemberNov 17 Tuesday Tue 09

Fight Club turned 10 today so I punched a deli clerk in the face and called him Tyler Durden. He wasn't happy, but he's imaginary anyway.

updated 4 days ago via Twitter

NovemberNov 15 Sunday Sun 09

Was double-fisting ice cream sandwiches and watching Bride Wars. It was decent but I'm tired of this dull ache in my vagina.

updated 6 days ago via Twitter

I think I need to make my cats start drinking burbon so they can relate to me when I stumble home Saturdays.

updated 6 days ago via Twitter

Me: "Can you whip a U-ee here?" Cab driver: "Why would I whip a U-ee here?" Me: "Ah, fuck it, Brooklyn, whatever."

updated 6 days ago via Twitter

NovemberNov 13 Friday Fri 09

First time I've ever seen anyone dance here. Sadly, it's not good dancing. Not good at all. I think I just saw the "shopping cart."

updated 1 week ago via Twitter

Calling Bar on A "boa" was cute until that snake started eating people. Still cute, I guess. I mean, except for that woman's children.

updated 1 week ago via Twitter

At Holy Basil, where all the Thai food is cooked on Bibles, I assume.

updated 1 week ago via Twitter

I'm going to save you guys at NASA a lot of time: There's probably water wherever you think there might be water.

updated 1 week ago via Twitter

NovemberNov 12 Thursday Thu 09

I can tell by the length of my facial hair that I need to get out of the house sooner than later.

updated 1 week ago via Twitter

Skipping Beginnings: http://bit.ly/2gBA7R

updated 1 week ago via Twitter

Really enjoying the new Tegan and Sara album. Well most of it. The song called, "Garrett, You Douche, Get to Work" doesn't do it for me.

updated 1 week ago via Twitter

NovemberNov 11 Wednesday Wed 09

Finished the Modern Warfare 2 solo campaign. Terrific but short. #thatswhatshesaid #exceptshedoesntplaygames #yeahbutstill #rightjustsaying

updated 1 week ago via Twitter

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