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DecemberDec 14 Monday Mon 09

Finally figured out the Linux partitioning, Moblin to dual boot with Windows 7. Jesus, I'm so not interested in this stuff any more.

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My mom: "Where'd you order it?" Me: "Zappos." My mom: "For some reason, I always want to call that place Floozies. I don't know why."

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Hey Palm/Google, I'd develop for your mobile platforms if you had a device I could buy without cellular service. Sell a $200 device, jerks!

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This netbook came preinstalled with a game called "Dream Day Wedding: Married in Manhattan." They knew EXACTLY who they were selling to!

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DecemberDec 13 Sunday Sun 09

Let's see... Who would I trust when they tell me to get satellite TV? Oh, Christina Aguilera. That makes perfect sense. Thanks, DirecTV.

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Accidental nap? Check. Gonna be up all night like a jackass trying to sleep but not being able to and what about tomorrow oh crap? Check.

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DecemberDec 12 Saturday Sat 09

New RAM in the MacBook Pro and all seems better. Successful hardware test, and when I yelled "Flash!" it yelled "Thunder!"

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DecemberDec 11 Friday Fri 09

This is a local car service car, yet it's a Lexus. The seats are perfect leather, yet it smells a bit like puke in here. MIXED MESSAGES.

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On my way to Park Slope for a birthday party, hoping the bar it's at is literally on fire because my core tempurature is dangerously low.

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My laundromat gave me a Christmas gift. It's everything I've ever wanted and more!!! http://twitpic.com/t3z4n

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Jesus Christ it's cold outside. If anyone finds my testicles, let me know okay??

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New RAM will arrive tomorrow. Until then, panics are too frequent so I'm using the Air. Sorry, I mean MacBook Air, not just air itself.

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Reminder: Rate iPhone Apps Friday: http://tumblr.com/x7n4m7ndy

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Another kernel panic. Ran hardware test, seems RAM went bad. Should've seen it coming--it has been hanging out with the wrong crowd lately.

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DecemberDec 10 Thursday Thu 09

Just got an email that delivery of my custom pillows has been delayed until January. THE WHITEST OF THE WHINES HAS BEEN ACHIEVED!!!

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My VW Rabbit is gonna handle really well in snow. I can tell because it handles perfectly when parked and I don't plan to drive in the snow.

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DecemberDec 9 Wednesday Wed 09

garrettmurray has been Favrd. Haha, just kidding, that shit's over! Hahaha. Favrd!!

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Can't taste anything now because I ate too much wasabi earlier. Also, that stuff really stings when you get it in both of your eyes.

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Something I "worked" on today. I should just become a Rock Band party planner. Life'd be so much more fun. http://twitpic.com/su76z

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It's that time of year when websites start using that horrible animated snow overlay. Related: It's that time of year when I WANT TO KILL.

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