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DecemberDec 4 Friday 09
Boy oh boy are my ears ringing. Good news is they're mostly playing Christmas music now so I'm getting into the holiday spirit.
updated 6 hours ago via Twitter
It smells like cheese in here.
updated 10 hours ago via Twitter
Guy on subway was holding a Rubik's Cube. Stranger challenges him to solve it in 60 seconds. He does. Entire car cheers. Only in New York.
updated 12 hours ago via Twitter
Ate too fast, got a cramp. This wouldn't be nearly as bad if I wasn't currently trying to swim across the Hudson River.
updated 13 hours ago via Twitter
Just finished In The Woods by Tana French. Well, that's gonna haunt me for a while.
DecemberDec 3 Thursday 09
Second time this week someone said I was acting like Eeyore. I guess it's time to stop complaining about losing my tail.
updated 2 days ago via Twitter
DecemberDec 2 Wednesday 09
Hey, LaunchBar developer, there's this auto-update framework called Sparkle. Heard of it?
updated 3 days ago via Twitter
It would actually be easier to understand my cab driver if he spoke just plain Spanish rather than this awful broken English.
updated 3 days ago via Twitter
Just like in the Middle Ages, I believe the punishment for Tiger Woods' adultery should be beating his mistresses to death with stones.
updated 3 days ago via Twitter
DecemberDec 1 Tuesday 09
I deleted over 9,000 messages, unsubscribed from at least 100 lists. Oh, and I only bit my lip for half of the 4 hours it took.
updated 4 days ago via Twitter
Finally time to redo all my mail accounts. Years overdue. Of course, first I need to take some Percocet and make sure my revolver is loaded.
updated 4 days ago via Twitter
I remember saying, "I can't believe it's already December" every year for the last 10 years. Time sure is a persistent bitch, eh?
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NovemberNov 30 Monday 09
Stuck on some iPhone UI design stuff so I'm going to read and sleep. Hopefully my cats will get it done for me.
updated 5 days ago via Twitter
Watching the Saints play football is like watching a robot peel an orange. Wait, what?
updated 5 days ago via Twitter
The Lovely Boners #InappropriateStoriesToMakeIntoPornTitles
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NovemberNov 29 Sunday 09
As you can see from my last tweet, I've finally realized why RT is a good thing.
updated 6 days ago via Twitter
The stairwell of my building has become contact-high central since my pothead downstairs neighbors moved in.
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NovemberNov 28 Saturday 09
Weird crowds out drinking the Saturday after Thanksgiving.
updated 1 week ago via Twitter
NovemberNov 27 Friday 09
Happy Day After Gluttony Go Shopping For Crap We Don't Need But It's On Sale Day!
updated 1 week ago via Twitter
NovemberNov 25 Wednesday 09
Found out the pet food store I use locally delivers. LAZINESS++
updated 1 week ago via Twitter