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      <title>Just got an email that delivery of my custom pillows has been delayed until...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Just got an email that delivery of my custom pillows has been delayed until January. THE WHITEST OF THE WHINES HAS BEEN ACHIEVED!!!]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:27:33 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>My VW Rabbit is gonna handle really well in snow. I can tell because it...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[My VW Rabbit is gonna handle really well in snow. I can tell because it handles perfectly when parked and I don&#039;t plan to drive in the snow.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:17:41 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>garrettmurray has been Favrd.

Haha, just kidding, that shit's over! Hahaha....</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/garrettmurray/posts/status/6688334</link>
      <description><![CDATA[garrettmurray has been Favrd.

Haha, just kidding, that shit&#039;s over! Hahaha. Favrd!!]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:02:28 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Can't taste anything now because I ate too much wasabi earlier. Also, that...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Can&#039;t taste anything now because I ate too much wasabi earlier. Also, that stuff really stings when you get it in both of your eyes.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:02:41 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>It's that time of year when websites start using that horrible animated snow...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[It&#039;s that time of year when websites start using that horrible animated snow overlay. Related: It&#039;s that time of year when I WANT TO KILL.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:52:07 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Something I "worked" on today. I should just become a Rock Band party...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Something I &quot;worked&quot; on today. I should just become a Rock Band party planner. Life&#039;d be so much more fun. <a href="http://twitpic.com/su76z" target="_blank">http://twitpic.com/su76z</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:52:07 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Multi-faceted: An Interview with Garrett Murray: http://tumblr.com/x7n4kjo44</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Multi-faceted: An Interview with Garrett Murray: <a href="http://tumblr.com/x7n4kjo44" target="_blank">http://tumblr.com/x7n4kjo44</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:40:16 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Silly Tumblr... here's a direct link to the interview: http://bit.ly/4TwsHm</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/garrettmurray/posts/status/6675459</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Silly Tumblr... here&#039;s a direct link to the interview: <a href="http://bit.ly/4TwsHm" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/4TwsHm</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:40:16 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>It's snowing, mother fuckers!</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[It&#039;s snowing, mother fuckers!]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:28:15 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Why do they bother putting a child-proof cap on Drano? In my experience kids...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Why do they bother putting a child-proof cap on Drano? In my experience kids don&#039;t even like the taste of it.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:23:05 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Usenet. http://bit.ly/7mmSQG</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/garrettmurray/posts/status/6652714</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Usenet. <a href="http://bit.ly/7mmSQG" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/7mmSQG</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:09:54 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Dragon's Lair for iPhone? Perfect! I've always wanted an app that will make...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/garrettmurray/posts/status/6650188</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Dragon&#039;s Lair for iPhone? Perfect! I&#039;ve always wanted an app that will make me endlessly frustrated and cause me to cry on the bus.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:06:55 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>I bet there's a huge spike in the amount of Meter Maid masturbation on days...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/garrettmurray/posts/status/6650187</link>
      <description><![CDATA[I bet there&#039;s a huge spike in the amount of Meter Maid masturbation on days where parking rules are suspended.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:06:54 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Best thing about the director's cut of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves is that...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Best thing about the director&#039;s cut of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves is that it doesn&#039;t have the Bryan Adams music video end credits.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:46:22 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>For those asking, they look like this:  http://twitpic.com/slpsm</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/garrettmurray/posts/status/6634390</link>
      <description><![CDATA[For those asking, they look like this:  <a href="http://twitpic.com/slpsm" target="_blank">http://twitpic.com/slpsm</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:44:09 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>The new NYC bus design looks like a modular home. In a good way?</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[The new NYC bus design looks like a modular home. In a good way?]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:44:32 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Entering the 11th round of review for this project. Working for pharma...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/garrettmurray/posts/status/6628333</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Entering the 11th round of review for this project. Working for pharma companies has its disadvantages.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:28:19 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>A woman rang my doorbell at 8AM. I stick my head out the window. Her: "I'm...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/garrettmurray/posts/status/6625371</link>
      <description><![CDATA[A woman rang my doorbell at 8AM. I stick my head out the window. Her: &quot;I&#039;m looking for John!&quot; Me: &quot;Sorry, you have the wrong number.&quot;]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:22:59 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>*I* shutdown the computer because of a problem? http://tumblr.com/x7n4is6v5</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[*I* shutdown the computer because of a problem? <a href="http://tumblr.com/x7n4is6v5" target="_blank">http://tumblr.com/x7n4is6v5</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:22:59 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Jesus. That E.J. Henderson leg injury was BRUTAL. You can tell how bad it is...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/garrettmurray/posts/status/6615233</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Jesus. That E.J. Henderson leg injury was BRUTAL. You can tell how bad it is when they only show one replay and then try to ignore it.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 22:06:37 -0800</pubDate>
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