November 2007
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Is it boredom or immaturity?
After spending the better part of my twenties dancing with Lady Bankruptcy, I am pleased that my credit is now pretty decent. I am getting pre-approved credit card offers on a near weekly basis. The key is not to accept these lines of credit..anyway So I had a little …
Paranoia Self Destoyer
I wake up at 4 am-ish disoriented by a bizarre dream about
from August 1, 2007
and ex-boyfriend who shows up at my childhood home (95%
of my dreams take place at my childhood home what's up with that?)
We talk for a while, about what, I forget...anyway I go back to sleep …
The Steaming 40 (questions)
originally posted: 06-21-07
The Steaming 40
1. What does your MySpace quote mean?
To Lazy to be Famous: Based on a true story. Kind of self explanatory
2. Elaborate on your default photo:
Anna Nicole Smurfette - she is the smurf that was kicked out of
the village for reason …
I'm just a patriotic mess.
originally posted: July 7, 2006
Ok, so it all starts innocently enough.
As per my daily routine I read my gossip sites starting with
The New York Post Page Six. I prefer nonsense news over actual news because it's less depressing. The lead …
It was my birthday....Phantom of the Opera....smelly bitch
originally from June 21, 2007
Happy birthday to me!
So I get these SWEET box seats at The Kennedy Center for Phantom of The Opera and I am all psyched out UNTIL this bitch from the next box comes in smelling like a French whore!. She must have poured the whole effin' …
Before I forget : Part 1 Four Weddings AND a Funeral?
originally posted: April 4, 2007
I think I am losing my mind, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
Who doesn't want to forget a part of their past? I don't know if
my memory loss is temporary, due to prescribed mediciation or
caused by living …
FORTY QUESTIONS YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ASKED IN A SURVEY
originally posted: 4-27-07
FORTY QUESTIONS YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ASKED IN A SURVEY
1. Do you know anyone in prison?
no
2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's myspace?
no, I'm grown.
3. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
about a week ago
4. …
Get to know me even more.
originally posted: June 24, 2006
1) How old do you wish you were?
about 24 when I has a really tight bod from karate
2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
at home...way too close to the action
3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
shake rattle & …
So many questionaires so little time
originally posted: November 8, 2006
1. Do you still talk with the first person you kissed?
no, he is in prison and those fuckin' calls are like 3 bucks a minute
2. Have you ever seen your best friend naked?
no, not interested in seeing anyones …
Kiss Me DeadLee
originally posted: November 27, 2006
We always want what we can't have.
Case in point: my fascination with homosexual hip-hop star DEADLEE
I have no idea how I landed on Deadlees page but one look is all it took. As Oprah says: if there are …
Updates and Observations
originally posted: October 13, 2006
Updates and Observations
I am finding myself less interested in TV these days and this worries me. In this past I planned my schedule around it. The only shows I watch are Project Runway, Dancing with the 'tards, Lost, and House Hunters
25 pointless questions
originally posted: April 18, 2006 originally posted: June 11, 2006
25 pointless questions
These are supposedly 25 questions that no one would EVER think to ask. Answer them, and then REPOST the bulletin:
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was behind you?
Message for the myspace kids
My message goes out to mainly the 12 to 17 year old age group of the Myspace society.
You are young now without a care in the world and that is great right? sorta.
The funny thing about the internet is …
46 more questions.
originally posted: April 4, 2006
1. Song that always makes you sad?
"Popozao" - Kevin Federline
2. Last thing you bought?
Burrito Supreme
3. Last person you argued with?
My dog. the mofo thinks he owns the couch. but the bitch didn't talk back.
4. …
Stupid fucking anorexic imbeciles
originally posted: 5/13/2006
OK this is officially a rant and it will probably be an unpopular one. Frankly I don't care.
Below you will see a bulletin from someone on my friend list and it repulsed me so much I had to make a entry about it. I can't bring myself to feel …
Is it wrong to....
originally posted: April,1.2006
1. To secretly wish my elderly cat would die because he smells?
2. To want to reach into the tv set and slap that creepy little welchs grape juice kid?
3. To think that basketball playing autistic kid is getting "too hollywood"
4. To kill a …
If we were judged on Google searches
originally posted: April 8, 2006
As I look at these I have one thought: WTF? My searches range from Reba McEntire to Competitive eating! These are all unedited. A great majority of searches are me trying make sure I spelled a word correctly …
50 of the most random questions ever
originally posted: March 27, 2006
50 of the most random questions ever:
1. Where were you 1 hour ago?
making/burning Mac & cheese
2. When is the last time you filled up your gas tank?
yesterday
3. What is the most amount of money you spent in one …
The republicans are coming after me!
originally posted: March 15, 2006
Last year in a moment of patriotic weakness I donated to the Republican Party. For that honor I received a nice picture of George W. and Laura Bush and a Christmas card. It was great, I framed the photo and …
Why do Mexicans congregrate at 7-11's?
originally posted: November 28, 2005 - Monday