General Grover
41 years old
Blmgtn, IN
Male
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Sep 17, 2008
Down With Visitors: Part II
Human's mom is an early riser (one who never feeds me, I might add). And when she gets up, the first thing she does is pour a cup of that stinky brown liquid humans like so much.
Shortly before dawn, I crept downstairs, jumped stealthily onto the counter and batted …
Sep 9, 2008
My Latest Target
I have declared war on the beepy thing that sits by my Human's bed. I don't know why she even needs it. I'm purrfectly capable of getting her up. Check out my morning routine:
5:45 a.m. Gently bring her out of deep sleep by jumping on her chest and trampling on her …
