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DecemberDec 15 Tuesday 09
fyi, the cancel button in the @posterous web interface does not work. sends it out for you anyway. So don't mess up :)
updated 5 days ago via Twitter
DecemberDec 8 Tuesday 09
of all the days to have your furnace break. inconceivable!
updated 2 weeks ago via Twitter
DecemberDec 6 Sunday 09
bum: psst - me: nah - bum: don't cost nothin' to look (rolls up sleeve to reveal gold rolex) - me: nah - bum: $4 - me: (dramatic pause) nah
updated 2 weeks ago via Twitter
NovemberNov 29 Sunday 09
went out for some chinese. reviewed menu but was totally confused. so, ordered the one dish that had a familiar word in it - beef brisket...
updated 3 weeks ago via Twitter
NovemberNov 19 Thursday 09
I feel so pressured to join Mafia Wars on facebook that I fear waking up in the morning... to find a dead horse in-between my sheets.
updated Nov 19, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 14 Saturday 09
Most people thank Bruce Willis for making baldness cool. But Kevin Spacey, your work with receding hairlines has not gone unnoticed!
updated Nov 14, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 11 Wednesday 09
Have you ever looked inside your computer keyboard? Mine is pretty gross. Like, chia pet gross.
updated Nov 11, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 9 Monday 09
Sooo, as a Front End Developer I can truthfully get away with telling people I'm a FED right?
updated Nov 9, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 14 Wednesday 09
RT @brandmybmw: @garyvee I'm your ride in Seattle! No cost, just looking for some of that Crush It! love for @brandmybmw. DM me, let's talk!
updated Oct 14, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 12 Monday 09
it did not matter that the unruly little freaks ran about as their parents turned a blind eye. for there is ample room in the SUPER walmart!
updated Oct 12, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 8 Thursday 09
I woke to the sensation of 2 fingers pressed against my neck. My wife was checking to see if I had a pulse. To her relief I was only asleep.
updated Oct 8, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 25 Friday 09
Sorry sir I don't have any narcs. No, no cigs either. A pen? Don't have one of those either.
updated Sep 25, 2009 via Twitter
Apparently black plastic bags have replaced the brown paper ones as the ideal disguise for hard bevies. The fuz must have finally caught on.
updated Sep 25, 2009 via Twitter
From Sudden Valley - Seattle via public trans. This should be interesting. Many a story to come out of this ride, that's for darn sure.
updated Sep 25, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 21 Monday 09
I voted for http://bit.ly/LpLOx in the @Shopify Design Contest. Could win a Macbook Pro
updated Sep 21, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 16 Wednesday 09
Bravo @jonpederson - great talk @refreshbellingham
updated Sep 16, 2009 via Twitter
Twitter + Free Stuff RT @pondry: We are giving away a MacBook Air! Check out http://bit.ly/13Kdhf for details. It's as easy as a tweet.
updated Sep 16, 2009 via Twitter
Guns don't kill people, grizzly bears do.
updated Sep 16, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 3 Thursday 09
PART of this balanced breakfast? I don't know about you, but where I come from, cereal IS an entire meal (good for lunch & dinner too).
updated Sep 3, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 28 Friday 09
Impossible. Man tells a joke on the bus that I happened to be randomly thinking of in my head. For a second I thought it was me speaking.
updated Aug 28, 2009 via Twitter