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DecemberDec 24 Thursday 09
If I never heard Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime" ever again, I wouldn't mind one bit.
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DecemberDec 22 Tuesday 09
Dear people of the Antelope Valley, it's winter! Stop dressing like it's still summer!
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DecemberDec 21 Monday 09
Dear spam email, a coed can't be naked and in a bikini at the same time. I'm sorry, but it's simply not possible.
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I hereby name this burrito "The Crushinator".
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DecemberDec 20 Sunday 09
Taylor Swift kinda reminds me of a cat or something.
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Brittany Murphy died?! What the fuck, 2009? Why are you killing so many celebrities?
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DecemberDec 19 Saturday 09
At the Beauty Bar. Although I don't feel too beautiful.
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http://twitpic.com/uaa84 - The vodka of my people
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Stuck in Hollywood traffic and listening to Pet Shop Boys.
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We are dancer
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The combination of alcohol and caffeine makes me want to dance and sleep all at once.
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I don't like Family Guy, American Dad or The Cleveland Show. I don't care what anyone says.
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DecemberDec 18 Friday 09
When you go to a store and buy ping pong balls, the cashier probably knows what you're gonna be doing.
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http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2009/12/greatest_iphone.jpg - Still the best iPhone homescreen ever.
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Ah, apparently it's only for a limited time, and chances are I probably won't be going to Disneyland while it's there.
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Captain EO is coming back to Disneyland?! That makes me so happy.
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Holy shit. Matisyahu has a dreidel-shaped disco ball.
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DecemberDec 17 Thursday 09
Apparently twitter got hacked. I was wondering why it wasn't working for a bit.
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I wonder if the B-52s ever released any Christmas songs. Nothing would make me happier than hearing Fred Schneider sing Christmas carols.
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