Can't cook, won't cook (the microwave group)

So... When you're livin' alone, and the groceries get low... It's time to get creative... About six months ago, I got hungry, and guess what?? Groceries were low. I had some chili beans, but I didn't really have any meat... you can't have Chili without meat!! I continued to search my belonging until I came across the missing ingredient... In the back corner of my cabinet, I found the missing meat... Two unopen cans of Tuna. So... The recipe goes as follows... 1 Can of Chili Beans 2 Cans of Tuna. Microwave on high for 2 1/2 minutes. Serve with two-week old stale birthday cake. And wash it down with enough beer (about a case) to forget about the aweful smell that now stains your kitchen, and the horrible taste in your mouth.

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by Mr. Helms

Nov 27, 2007

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Ok, you know why you're here - you like your food to be simple and instant. There's more to life than standing over a hot oven for hours when the meal you produce is consumed in less than 15 minutes.

This may seem like the easy way out, a lazy person's way to cook but guess what? You're right! It is! Halleluya! We like instant gratification and when you're hungry, well, you just don't want to wait.

Share your microwave successes and disasters.
Recipes - what, you mean all you do is open a can and heat the contents? - well done!
Share tales of anything at all that you like or dislike about this wonderful time-saving piece of kitchen equipment.
Maybe we'll decide that we really should be making the effort to use the oven to produce a wonderful, tasty meal for the family...maybe.

Moderated by moo - giving it another go