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Mr. Helms says:
So... When you're livin' alone, and the groceries get low... It's time to get creative... About six months ago, I got hungry, and guess what?? Groceries were low. I had some chili beans, but I didn't really have any meat... you can't have Chili without meat!! I continued to search my belonging until I came across the missing ingredient... In the back corner of my cabinet, I found the missing meat... Two unopen cans of Tuna. So... The recipe goes as follows...
1 Can of Chili Beans 2 Cans of Tuna.
Microwave on high for 2 1/2 minutes.
Serve with two-week old stale birthday cake.
And wash it down with enough beer (about a case) to forget about the aweful smell that now stains your kitchen, and the horrible taste in your mouth.
posted Nov 27
,, Chodehakama Watson ,, says:

i love these things, but this still kills me!
posted Nov 26
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heshta says:
ahahhahaa
My mom really doesn't cook at all. When I would come home from wherever, our idea of a good home cooked meal was our favorite Greek restaurant =)
posted Nov 26
heshta says:
I use it to reheat everything except pizza (or anything else that needs to be crispy). I don't know what i would do without one.
posted Nov 26
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heshta says:
Really? Every Monday night is pizza night here and I'll let it cool off so I can reheat it... sick! =)
posted Nov 26
,, Chodehakama Watson ,, says:
i've turned laziness into a true artform. honestly, if there was a magic pill that i could take once a day to get needed nutrients (and it might hafta expand so you feel full) i'd be all over that. eating is a waste of time. sorta like socks ;D
posted Nov 26
heshta says:
oohhhhh no you didn't!!! I LIVE TO EAT!!!! ahahahhaha
but I could do without matching socks =P
posted Nov 26
,, Chodehakama Watson ,, says:
OHHHHH YES I DID!!! ...WASTE OF TIME!!! ;D
i don't mean matching socks... i mean socks period.
posted Nov 26
,, Chodehakama Watson ,, says:
no i haven't. does that actually work? wouldn't it just make them really effin hot, but still wet?
posted Nov 26
moo says:
I've no idea! Never tried but I have heard tell - maybe it's an urban myth ...
posted Nov 26
,, Chodehakama Watson ,, says:
maybe i'll make a video when i get home! it'll be compelling! plot of the century!
posted Nov 26
heshta says:
that's right... I think my mother in law told me to microwave the dishwasher sponge to kill all the germs, but she's told me a lot of things to do that I never will.
posted Nov 26
,, Chodehakama Watson ,, says:
oh, i do intend to make a video... but whether or not it happens depends on something i need to test when i get home.
posted Nov 26
HEATHER says:
soggy pizza is the best! in fact, i think i prefer it over it coming straight out of the box from dominos.
posted Nov 27
,, Chodehakama Watson ,, says:
if someone stole my oven the only reason i'd notice would be the missing clock.
posted Nov 20
HEATHER says:
haha.. how did you know i belonged here?! i haven't used the oven/stove in years! no lie, there was a family of mice living in there for a while shortly after we moved in 7 years ago and i've been too freaked to use the oven since... even though we've successfully evacuated the mice. while i use that as my excuse now, i'm not sure i would have used it much had we not had the mouse problem.... i'm just a lazy (and impatient) gal. :D
posted Nov 18
moo says:
I'm going to probably change the group pic, because of all my groups, this is the only one that comes up with the picture covering the blurb - sometimes but not always - and I'm thinking it may be the size of the image. So if it changes, you'll know why!
(and if anyone knows why it does that, please enlighten me).
posted Nov 18
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Jonathan says:
HK people are always in a hurry... but I think the "microwave culture" is less serious when compared to America...
Anyway, we don't own one. Nothing personal to share, I'm afraid. Sorry!
posted Nov 18
moo says:
Right. Enough is enough! Maybe the image is shifting over because of the cartoon in the blurb ... I honestly don't know... I'm going to edit that out and post it as a comment instead and see if it solves anything...
(Edit: seems to have - for now)
posted Nov 18
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Mr. Helms says:
Microwave 1 Compact disc, shiny side up, for about 5-10 seconds

posted Nov 30