is it possible that transformers is simultaneously the greatest and worst movie ever made? or maybe it's the greatest 2 and a half hour advertisement for american cars, the military, and conservatism ever made -- i'm not sure. either way, i thought the way they just threw together a narrative was pretty amazing. as in: there was this guy, with these glasses, ya see, and they got hit by lazers... or something... and now there's this cube thing somewhere, which is really bad... or maybe it's good... umm.. just go blow things up!!
and what was with all the blatant cutaways to hot female extras? just randomly, they'd cut to some chick wearing a tank top and yelling, or running, or something. then they'd try to cover it up by having tad hamilton say something like: bro, what's going on?!!!
it blew my mind.