The Cajun Man Limmerick There once was an alligator stood in the …

The Cajun Man Limmerick There once was an alligator stood in the yard by my tomato I said to my bride who was standing inside for stew, we only need a potato

There once was a dog named tod someone thoght his name was odd He …

There once was a dog named tod
someone thoght his name was odd
He was insulted by that
So he chewed up the mans hat
Then then he got beaten with a rod
-marion

Bye for now - let me know when / if the spelling changes...

Bye for now - let me know when / if the spelling changes...

There's never been a limmerick so clever Then the one that I did …

There's never been a limmerick so clever
Then the one that I did endeavor
Next I went to bed
It jumped out of my head
And now I've lost it forever

Ok, I have joined the group on the recommendation of merdeath, but …

Ok, I have joined the group on the recommendation of merdeath, but will only stay if the group creator changes the spelling of 'limerick'....!

There once was a woman called moo
Who didn't know quite what to do
She's now known as loopy
For being a groupie
But said, 'well hey, why wouldn't you?'

...join more and more groups, that is...join mine everyone - they're loads of fun! You know the drill - just click on 'see all' and join the ones I've created! Please!

bit late.. i was still in SXSW for St Paddy's Day drunker than you've …

bit late.. i was still in SXSW for St Paddy's Day

drunker than you've ever been
you may get pinched and think it's mean
before you fight
know it's alright
you just forgot to wear your green

tonight we go without fear
to a bar that is very near
do a shot
dance a lot
and drink some bright green beer

Lordy, Please Don't Ye Smite 'em 'Cause I Smiles When I Sight 'em I …

Lordy, Please Don't Ye Smite 'em 'Cause I Smiles When I Sight 'em I Laugh At The Gimerick When I Reads A Limerick I Only Cuss Because I Knows I Cain't Write 'em

hi!, my name is Felipe and I'm a VIRB addicted. i have lost my …

hi!, my name is Felipe and I'm a VIRB addicted. i have lost my job, i have lost my home, you think i can spend the night in your couch? (*couch sponsor by merdeath)

being cursed with a very long member, my friend Long Dung Dunn must …

being cursed with a very long member,
my friend Long Dung Dunn must remember
to open his fly
on the fourth of july,
in order to pee by september

there was a young sailor named peck who kept his passions in check by …

there was a young sailor named peck
who kept his passions in check
by dwelling on rumors
of penile tumors,
and beating his meat below deck