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Pollyanna says:

The Cajun Man Limmerick

There once was an alligator
stood in the yard by my tomato

I said to my bride
who was standing inside

for stew, we only need a potato

posted Jun 4

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Pollyanna says:

would someone write a limmerick i'm tired of reading my own.

posted Jul 6


M. says:

There once was a dog named tod
someone thoght his name was odd
He was insulted by that
So he chewed up the mans hat
Then then he got beaten with a rod
-marion

posted Jun 4


moo says:

Bye for now - let me know when / if the spelling changes...

posted Jun 2


Pollyanna says:

There's never been a limmerick so clever
Then the one that I did endeavor
Next I went to bed
It jumped out of my head
And now I've lost it forever

posted Jun 1


moo says:

Ok, I have joined the group on the recommendation of merdeath, but will only stay if the group creator changes the spelling of 'limerick'....!

There once was a woman called moo
Who didn't know quite what to do
She's now known as loopy
For being a groupie
But said, 'well hey, why wouldn't you?'

...join more and more groups, that is...join mine everyone - they're loads of fun! You know the drill - just click on 'see all' and join the ones I've created! Please!

posted May 31


jhubert says:

bit late.. i was still in SXSW for St Paddy's Day

drunker than you've ever been
you may get pinched and think it's mean
before you fight
know it's alright
you just forgot to wear your green


tonight we go without fear
to a bar that is very near
do a shot
dance a lot
and drink some bright green beer

posted Mar 19


Floris says:

Lordy, Please Don't Ye Smite 'em
'Cause I Smiles When I Sight 'em
I Laugh At The Gimerick
When I Reads A Limerick
I Only Cuss Because I Knows I Cain't Write 'em

posted Mar 17

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Felipe says:

fuck... too much English for my...

posted Mar 18


merdeath says:

there was a young sailor named peck
who kept his passions in check
by dwelling on rumors
of penile tumors,
and beating his meat below deck

posted Mar 17


merdeath says:

being cursed with a very long member,
my friend Long Dung Dunn must remember
to open his fly
on the fourth of july,
in order to pee by september

posted Mar 17


Sushi & Robots says:

my friend jeremy is pretty smart.
he writes limericks like an art.
I'm not as good as him,
to create on a whim,
But I figure that this is a start.

posted Feb 1


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