Woody Allen

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Fans of Woody Allen films

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Indy says:

"Every man is Socrates. Socrates was a homosexual. That means every man is a homosexual. I'm not."

It's been a while since I watched Love and Death but that always did amuse me.

posted Dec 15

Andres Useche says:

Hi, I wanted to introuce myself to this group.... and invite you to my profile to watch the new trailer for my
film Vana Espuma.
My favorite Woody Allen would probably have to be The Purple Rose of Cairo, but I love Annie Hall,
Deconstructing Harry, so many of them!
Here's a picture from my film:

posted Sep 16

Ziplok says:

Deconstructing Harry,,,,,,,,,Good Flick!!!

posted Aug 1

has monster in the title says:

beyond ichor

let us sail. sail with
fogarty's chin to alexandria,
while the beamish brothers
hurry giggling to the tower,
proud of their gums.
a thousand years passed since
agamemnon said, "don't open
the gates, who the hell needs
a wooden horse that size?"
what is the connection? only
that shaunnesy, with dying
breath, refused to order an
appetizer with his meal although
he was entitled to it.
and brave bixby, despite his
resemblance to a woodpecker,
could not retrieve his underwear
from socrates without a ticket.
parnell had the answer, but no
one would ask him the question.
no one but old lafferty, whose
lapis lazuli practical joke caused
a whole generation to take
samba lessons.
true, homer was blind and that
accounted for why he dated those
particular women.
but aegnus and the druids bear
mute testimony to man's quest
for free alterations.
blake dreamed of it too, and
o'higgins who had his suit
stolen while he was still in it.
civilization is shaped like a
circle and repeats itself, while
o'leary's head is shaped like
a trapezoid.
rejoice! rejoice! and call your
mother once in a while.

posted Jun 29

txzen says:

Zelig. Do the Chameleon

posted Jun 12

dani says:

stardust memories is my all-time favorite allen film

posted May 19

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Matan Rubinstein says:

Mine too, actually.
I do think everything past "Everyone Says I love You" is pretty crappy.

posted May 19

Matan Rubinstein says:

From Radio Days: Those who can, do. Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach Gym.

posted May 5

allisonberryart says:

I grew up watching early Woody Allen...As far as Annie Hall is concerned - these are some of my favorite quotes:

--Alvy Singer: My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.
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--Alvy Singer: Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.
[Alvy has killed two spiders]
--Alvy Singer: I did it. I killed 'em both.
[Annie starts crying]
--Alvy Singer: What's the matter? What are you sad about? What did you want me to do? Capture 'em and rehabilitate 'em?

posted Apr 19