“The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.” -William Butler Yeats
SPR Gentlemen Drunkards is a group of people, a club if you will, of like-minded individuals who enjoy nothing more than a drink and a laugh. Well maybe many, many drinks and many laughs. The laughs are actually optional by the way. We are based in Ponce, but since PR is so freakin' small, anyone from the island is welcome to join, if they have what it takes. Please feel free to contact us if membership interests you, we'll gladly come out and have a drink.
Mission: To bring back the tradition of hard drinking men and women who can also be fully functional in society. We shall party hard in our free time, work hard at our jobs and drink hard... all the time!
Requirements:
1. Enjoy drinking alcohol.
2. Enjoy sitting while drinking alcohol.
3. Be willing to pay for your own alcohol.
4. Be ABLE to pay for your own alcohol.
5. Be friendly, you dick. This means that these people who drink with you are your equals, this isn't a drinking contest... most of the time.
6. Be a gentleman drunk. This means you have to have gotten drunk before and know if you turn into a violent prick or if you really are a Gentleman Drunkard.
7. Man or woman, doesn't matter, but please be human.
