Retarded mistakes....or Why isnt this working....
Omg im so retarded
so i tripped and fell down the stairs and i busted my lip and i …
so i tripped
and fell
down the stairs
and i busted my lip
and i popped my hip out of place
im very graceful, arent i?
I kept wondering why Lisa abandoned her groups she made, but I forgot …
I kept wondering why Lisa abandoned her groups she made, but I forgot she made a new profile. I remembered AFTER reading the comment below. Duh!
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Jul 12, 2007
Hey sorry I wasm't on for awhile.Been busy and such.Yea that's fuck by yea.
Hey sorry I wasm't on for awhile.Been busy and such.Yea that's fuck by yea.
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OK where are all those other 31 comments you ask....well me being the …
OK where are all those other 31 comments you ask....well me being the creator deleted my account but this group I created did not delete with it....SO....case in point we have to start all over again so tell me your stories I want to hear them
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stepped on a sewing needle in the morning bare foot!!!!!!!!!!!!! My …
stepped on a sewing needle in the morning bare foot!!!!!!!!!!!!! My foot actually bent the needle as it almost went half way through!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So I spent an entire day digging up my whole front yard with my dad …
So I spent an entire day digging up my whole front yard with my dad because he was putting in new sprinklers,so basically there was these huge ditches all on my lawn.Later at night my dad called so I can help bring in groceries.I was watching a movie and didnt wanna "get out of the moment" so I paused and starting running out the door FORGETTING about the 4 foot deep ditches I spent digging up all day. My right foot stepped in while my left was still left behind.So basically I busted out THE VERTICAL SPLITS before smacking face first onto the ground.I just got up, looked around to make sure no one saw,and calmly WALKED (or limped) very slowly back inside.By that time,I was definitely "out of the moment".
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Just took a sniff of pepper even though it makes me sneeze. My eyes …
Just took a sniff of pepper even though it makes me sneeze. My eyes are so watery right now and I cant stop sneezing.
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I just got a call from my cell phone. Cell: Where are you? You …
I just got a call from my cell phone. Cell: Where are you? You left me! Come get me! Ugh! If me head weren't screwed on.....
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Lisa, there's a story about tortoises that would fit in here...!
Lisa, there's a story about tortoises that would fit in here...!
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I went grocery shopping and didn't realize I forgot my groceries in …
I went grocery shopping and didn't realize I forgot my groceries in front of the store until I got home--twice.
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Wondering why my credit card wont swipe at a self checkout machine …
Wondering why my credit card wont swipe at a self checkout machine that had a fat sign that reads "CASH ONLY!" on it... yeah, not my brightest moment.
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After 2 days of getting my new glasses,I was so not use to wearing …
After 2 days of getting my new glasses,I was so not use to wearing them that I bent over and smacked my face unto a chair handle,scratching my right lens deeply and having to pay $100 to replace it.
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Ok we have all done it....we all do stupid shit just out of the blue why isnt this working and your trying to figure out the problem when it turns out you were doing it wrong the whole time after blaming it on someone else for example....
I was on the basement floor on an elevator and i kept pushing the B button and couldnt figure out why the elevator wasnt working...
5 mins later i got it....
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